To be honest I really don’t know where to start. This borough is full of absolute idiots; i grew up a road off edmonton and from the age of around 16/17 realised it would always be an uphill struggle to reside here. Edmonton is essentially the ‘urban’ part of the borough,what ever that means. It consists […]
Category: London
The worst places to live in London
sidcup (the highstreet, the station, the sidcup ares near new eltham,albany park
sidcup is a ********..my local fish n chips shop got held at gunpoint, theres lds ov groups ov bois and girls all over the place settin cars alight, havin fights, smashin things, robbing ppl, even the albanians that come down from bromley come down to rob ppl, theres always kids lookin 4 fights all over […]
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Bexleyheath , ***** should live in a bin there
hi im 13 and ive faced **** problems 4 along time , im goin to tell u bout the most chaviest part in the SE , bexleyheath broadway shopping center ,( broadway **** center more like ). In the center of the shopping center there is a fountain and a bus stop near by where flocks […]
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Sidcup: An incident
I’ts hard to tell where and when ‘*****’ originated from. As someone in their thirties, I can remember the nineties being a relatively peaceful decade, with random violence kept to a bare minimum; well, compared to these days, that is. Then, like some mutagenic virus spreading through a disease riddled body, these burberry clad muppets suddenly […]
bermondsey – home of the pitbull terrier
I strongly advise anyone to stay away from this part of the world, I have become an expert at chavspotting and this place is a veritable breeding ground for low-life **** ****. The absolute must-have talisman is the pit-bull dog, this must be taken out in public with no leash to show how hard you are…. The Bermondsey […]
Carshalton
Not far from croydon, in the wandle valley lies the not-so-peaceful town of carshalton. a ****** outrageous peaceful town/village/hideout/whatever ya want. Roaming Grounds for the local pondlife (*****/*********), who mostly come from school (Look for CHSG, CHSB, Stanley Park). Carshalton Park is a great place for the locals (****) to get together for a drink […]
Northolt is twinned with Hayes and the two deserve each other
Northolt (or Norfol_ as pronounced locally. They don’t exactly omit the final ‘t’ but substitute it with a letter of their own making; a letter that makes the sound of a ‘t’ indolently dropped on a bed of *** ends,used condoms and dummies) is twinned with Hayes and the two deserve each other. So banal […]
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Bermondsey
If anyone has ever been to Bermondsey in South East London they will no doubt have seen the quite startling array of chavdom that congregate in the Surrey Quays Shopping Centre. Recently undergone some kind of advertising campaign that aims to promote the small centre as a place for the discerning shopper it is in […]
Bermondsey
If anyone has ever been to Bermondsey in South East London they will no doubt have seen the quite startling array of chavdom that congregate in the Surrey Quays Shopping Centre. Recently undergone some kind of advertising campaign that aims to promote the small centre as a place for the discerning shopper it is in […]
Bromley
Have you ever been to Bromley? It’s that big borough of London, just between Crystal Palace and Orpington. It’s a conservative-run town, so you know who to blame for the huge problems this town has. Bromley is one of the chaviest towns in London (I say one of, it’s not the worst but […]
Hayes – Time to carpetbomb and start again
Motspur Park
Hmmm, how should I start…. I heard that Motspur Park was a quaint village pre 1990s, now its anything but a nice village… In the last 10 years I have seen it grow from terrible to a pure ********… sure its not as bad as getting stabbed or shot, but if I was an old […]
