Having had the pleasure of working in Lewisham for a couple of years, I am only too aware of its potential as one of the biggest ****-magnets in London. Located handily on the mainline railway into London, it offers a final **** staging post for the residents of Chatham, Gravesend, Bexley and the Medway towns […]
Category: London
The worst places to live in London
Hampton, well Dean Road anyway
Aaah Hampton, leafy middle-class suburb where I grew up and returned to with a young family. Hampton, as in Hampton Court, home of kings and queens down the ages. Hampton is part of the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, the smartest part of the capital outside the actual centre, where celebrities live by the […]
Bow – Poplar
**** spotting enthusiasts would have a field day on the local transport system. Particularly on the Docklands Light Railway. Here you can see a whole array of plumage on these *****. Most of whom buy their burberry caps, Evisu Jeans (and not forgetting the Blue Adidas tracksuits with the double white stripes!) at the local […]
Welling (Near Bexleyheath)
What can be said of welling thats not already been said time over and again about other such suburban god awful **** **** holes. Well welling’s finest breed of Chavsters are a ******* nightmare, they constantly walk the streets ******* round what ever fast food branch they decide to shovel down thier dirty gobs. spiting, […]
Hounslow
Hounslow High Street is THE birth place of ****, having spent 6 years at school in Hounslow I have watched the birth of Chavdom develop in leaps and bounds. Let us start with the first meeting place for all *****…Hounslow Bus garage. There you will see a wide variety of ****, from pensioner **** (yes […]
Caledonian Road, London
I have now moved away from London, and although i hate ***** and want to kick there heads in, i do miss watching their antics from my former flat. Cally Road or Scally road as it is also called, is the location for a huge council estate, and the strategically placed Pentonville Prison! Many a […]
croydon – a solution
there isn’t a lot that can be written about croydon that hasn’t already. yes, the place is a cesspit and yes it is getting worse. come 3 o’clock on a weekday the place turns into a zoo, with every wanna be rude boy, ****, ******** and bhangra boy trying thier best to be as loud, […]
Kingston Upon Thames
The local chamber of commerce describes Kingston as a bright, friendly and pleasant place for people to live and work – absoloute ****. If your idea of pleasant is being harrassed outside of “mackeydees” on any given night of the week because this is where some fool in the planning department decided that a bus […]
Catford- **** end of South London.
Quite why this benighted cesspool of South London Chavdom has thus far escaped documentation within these hallowed pages is perhaps a question only the ***** themselves would be able to answer- if it was texted to them in fluent *******, and they could be arsed to consider it. Catford is home to the subspecies of […]
Westbourne Park, West London
Westbourne Park right in the heart of Notting Hill, You might think Notting Hill is posh but forget it – it’s **** Grand Central! […]
Fulham
After 3 years of overseas living, I returned to my old stomping ground of Fulham for a long weekend recently. Imagine my horror on discovering ‘knuckles’ of ***** swarming all over the place. Conspicuous by their ubiquity, audible before visible, braying laughs followed by hacking coughs distinguish this urban sub species…a perverted, low rent version […]
Hayes (and Harlington)
Hayes (in local tongue as “ayes”- Land of the Damned. My cursed luck for having to grow up there, I fled after leaving home for uni and now moved on thankfully. When you get near this dogpile on the A312 from the M4, you are welcomed by clouds of thick grey smoke and nauseous fumes […]
