Renowned world-wide as the heart of Horse Racing and catering to a more upperclass type of person, Newmarket’s day-time activities only scratch the surface of what the town is really like. Viewing the High Street, a person with a careful eye can spot the scattered groups of adolescents donnign fake band hoodies and smoking joints. […]
Category: Suffolk
The worst places to live in Suffolk
Ipswich
Nestled amongst much rural splendour in Suffolk, Ipswich is an ancient market town with a rich history. Unfortunately it is now also a hive of the most ******, intellectually stunted and fashion challenged morons in the UK. Central to the mix-and-match-sportswear and Argos jewellery crowd is the shining haven of Cardinal Park, a monumental bastion […]
Ipswich
Where can I start. With a town with so much history this corner of once sleepy Suffolk has steadily degenerated beyond belief over the last ten years. All the once cool shops have gone only to be replaced by tacky cheap chain shops that supply 11 year old truant ***** and their 29 year old […]
Lowestoft (Low’stuf)
Felixstowe
As mentioned in the Ipswich description, Felixstowe is well and truly a **** Town candidate. I live there. Opposite a phone box. With hilarious regularity the phone box windows are smashed in and the phone ripped from its usual resting place. Cars arent safe on the side of the road – cos guess what late […]
HMYOI Warren Hill, Suffolk – ChaValhalla
Although it’s not a town; HMYOI Warren Hill is a condensed and fetid stew of 15 to 18 year old ***** from far and wide. They wear their prison issue button-up shirts with the collar standing. They sport their prison issue jeans dropped down halfway down their arses so that the crutch hangs between their […]
Stowmarket, Suffolk
Many people view Suffolk as a tranquil and peaceful place, and whilst this may be true of the rural and sparsely populated parts of the county, wherever villages and towns are found (Suffolk has no cities!), this is certainly not the case. The town of Stowmarket, with a population of about 15,000 people, is a […]
Bury St Edmunds a lovely town. Whooa! Let’s stop right there shall we!
Bury St Edmunds, a lovely floral town in the heart of East Anglia. Whooooa! Lets stop right there shall we! Over the years Bury St Edmunds has seemed to have spawned a large community of *****. Mainly from one of Bury’s lovely council estates complete with Satellite Dishes and clapped out Ford Focus SRI. The […]
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Ipswich
Like just about any town in Great Britain, Ipswich has more than it’s fair share of *****. For some reason they seem to congregate around the college, despite the fact that none of them seem to do any work there. Ipswich also has more than it’s fair share of ****** drivers. There’s a double laned […]