Potters Bar: words almost fail me describing this hole of despair

Is Potters Bar a nice place to live or is Potters Bar rough?

Words almost fail me when it comes to describing Potters Bar. I had the misfortune of having to work here for 2 years, and when I think back to the harrowing experiences that went through here I find a black cloud of depression descending on me, that only a valium and double scotch can ease. […]

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Bishops Stortford, boring, but a generally pleasant… what happened?

Is Bishops Stortford a nice place to live or is Bishops Stortford rough?

Bishops Stortford. Once a quiet, peacefull town, in Hertfordshire. A bit boring, but a generally pleasant place. What the hell happened? The ***** have landed. They have infiltrated almost everywhere, and before long Stortford will be the new Harlow*. No one is safe. *just in case you are unaware, harlow is the disgrace of my […]

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Hemel Hempstead, a delight for lovers of grubby concrete & puddles of vomit

Is Hemel Hempstead a nice place to live or is Hemel Hempstead rough?

Are you a useless, thieving, work shy sh*tbucket with as much worth to society as a cancer cell? Looking for a relaxing break somewhere other than the shopping centre? Then why not take a holiday in scenic Hemel Hempstead? This picturesque new town is a delight for lovers of grubby concrete and puddles of vomit, […]

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Hatfield, take the average new town. Kick it about a bit & remove all the leisure amenities

Is Hatfield a nice place to live or is Hatfield rough?

Take the average new town. Kick it about a bit, remove all the leisure amenities, close the schools, shut down the local industry…..here’s one we made earlier! Modern Hatfield came into creation during the slum clearances at the end of the war. Large numbers of London’s east end **** were shipped ‘out to the sticks’ […]

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South Oxhey, Watford

Is South Oxhey a nice place to live or is South Oxhey rough?

This is the prime **** breeding ground for South West Hertfordshire and Watford. The town must be occupied by around 200,000 people and there is no secondary school, as the previous ones kept being burnt down too often. Junior Chaves are therefore bused (on Chavmobiles) by the council to schools in the surrounding areas and […]

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