The worst places to live in East Anglia
Hertford is a small satellite market town in the heart of the Home Counties. It conjures up images of The Archers on Radio 4 in the minds eye. Mature oak trees, winding country roads, grandiose stately homes and plush green fields surround a quintessentially English aesthetic complete with a river that is flanked by beautiful […]
Read More… from Hertford: fetid with the haughty stench of smug self righteousness
This town is small, very small full of nice buildings but unless you either want a haircut, to get pissed or eat it’s useless. The place is dead during the day, more shops closing down than opening, when they do reopen its as a hairdressers!! There are only so many haircuts you can have. Bonus […]
South Oxhey, well where to start? I am scared to walk down to get a take away, because of the amount of youngsters that sit out side it impersonating whoever they want, if anyone dares stand up to the youths they reply, “come round the corner where there are no cameras and you’ll get cut […]
Read More… from South Oxhey, I am scared to go and get a take away
Well, Ware is a beautiful market town by day………But as the darkness comes, sure enough the ****** hood-**** come out. Big group normally in amwell end by rail crossing, ‘chavvin it up’, shouting “bruc bruc, gimme a ten bag bruv innit blud”. ******* **** *****…always trying to intimidate the commuters as they walk home. And […]
Hemel Hempstead is not a **** hole itself , its mainly the people that have made it **** hole. You will find with the people here they are absolutely nuts, popping out babies at a young age, not knowing who the father is and smoking weed. You come here and the dimwits that are on Jeremy kyle are […]
Since the demise of Safeways and the introduction of Aldi-Bearwood has become a mecca for Big Issue sellers,dogs on strings,hooped earrings the size of car tyres , Sovereign **** and rings and of course fake lacoste clothings. You got a pound to make a phone call?, spare change …you ****,etc are familar crys along this […]
Well what can i say apart from this lovely Hertfordshire town has turned into a east london ghetto!! (Yea Right) All the local asbo’s ******* down the complex, using Mcdonalds toilets and trying to sneak into the bowling alley bar, thinking if they put there hoods up no one will notice then. The barry boys doing the […]
Watford is the equal to the meaning ****, Where young mummys walk around in groups of four or more called the buggy brigade discussing their non exsistant babys daddys and the new fashion accesories, their mixed race child, and in every group their is at least one Amy. They all attend a mums and tots group called Girlabout exclusivly for the […]
I am a greebo in Sawbridgeworth, I cause no trouble and I am unhappy to say my picturesque villiage is becoming dominated by *****. I can’t walk about after 8pm, from fear of a group known as ‘The Hamsleys’. I advise you not to walk through the park next to the church after 7:30pm on […]
After living in Dunstable for the first 11 years of my life, and going to primary school in Luton, I didn’t think it could get much worse. I could not of been more wrong. My parents decided the best place for me was J.F.K in Hemel Hempstead a.k.a ” emel emstead” And if I were […]
I used to visit Welwyn Garden City (or should that be Welwyn Garden Sh*ty) all the time, when I lived in Stevenage. People tell me that WGC isn’t all that bad but that’s not true… at least in Stevenage the idiot ***** only shout out stuff at you when you’re half way down the road, […]
Read More… from Welwyn Garden City more like Welwyn Garden Sh*ty
I find it hard to believe that Chorleywood has not yet had a mention on this esteemed website. Apparently this is one of the centres for the charismatic church in the South East, though you would never credit it from the ungodly behaviour of the local ‘youth’ . The favourite **** pastimes include: A) ******* […]
Read More… from Chorleywood – where God botherers and ***** live side by side.
