A small Village on the outskirts of Chester-Le-Street, Pelton could be mistaken for a quiet, friendly miners village. However, at quarter past 3 (quarter past 2 on a wednesday) the hordes descend from Roseberry comp upon this **** ******** s**t hole to go home and get changed out of their “school uniform” (usually consisting of […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
the fight for working class none *****
I am a working class ‘****’. Not by choice mind you but by circumstance. I feel that people use the word **** so disgustingly and demonize the working class along with the reprebates of society. My town in bury is a **** town because the people who live here have no job aspiration and have […]
You know you live in Chester-Le-Street when you’ve seen…
Here in Chester Le Street, we take pride in our town. Chester Le Street Housing Estates: Fellside Meadows, home to the more middle class residents. Where the children springing from these people are up their own arses quite frankly. The either go to public school for the laughs and for the showing off, St. Leonards, […]
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Lisburn, County Antrim
Lisburn is full of *****, and not the normal kind you find in most towns who just smoke and wear tracksuits and drink cider and scowl at people. No. Lisburn is full of properly insane *****. There’s something in the water in Lisburn that makes people get a little more crazy every day, and although […]
Horsham, overrated, overpriced, up-its-**** boring, bland sh*thole
Horsham. So far up its own ahole. All the same **** behaviour as Crawley but with more so called middle class kids also being wannabes. Horsham Park looks like a battlefield every morning after a half decent warm summer day. Dirty peasants. Lots of council estate kids (Roffey, Horsham’s answer to Crawley’s Bewbush) and middle […]
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Nottingham, the least friendly, intolerant city I have ever lived in
Well, I’ve been living in Nottingham for four months now and it is easily the least friendly, intolerant city I have ever had the displeasure of inhabiting. I was lucky enough to find a pretty sweet job in the Clifton area of the city and rapidly found accommodation in the area. I was born and […]
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Gloucester – boil on backside of humanity!
Come to our beloved City of Gloucester! Vistors will note on arrival to our fine city (if youre lucky enough to actually get a train that stops there); your first port of call will probably be our bus station. However you come by car, dont leave it unattended as some jobsworth traffic warden is likely […]
Carlisle – In-breeding at its best
Welcome to the in-breeding capital of the UK, Carlisle! As you enter the city you will find the auction mart. Generally smelling of *****, this is the place where the farmers meet to moan about how badly off they are. Then they sell their livestock and go for a few drinks and an extended lunch […]
Redditch-Bleugh
Redditch is the shitest place you could actually live or be in. It is full of druggies… The most rough place ever Last week we had loads of things going on, One person jumped off a bridge, another jumped off a bridge in another place, then someone got shot, someone got kidnapped,someone got stabbed, this […]
Barnsley, visit the place which inspired the film Deliverance
How to begin? Firstly I am born and raised in Barnsley, a large portion of my post isn’t aimed at a large majority of the population which impressively has a large work ethic and standards. Once a mighty industrial, agricultural and coal mining town, this has rapidly descended into a venomous weeping hole of utter […]
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Downham Market
Ive lived here all my life and I hate it TBH. I’ll go forward in time order. During my childhood (I’m now 18 with no GCSEs by the way) I was thretend to death 3 times. twice by the 2 gangs that operate (with knives) and once by a VERY ****** council housed ***** with […]
Whitstable aka Sh*tstable
Whitstable, a town full of nice little independent shops, a good harbour and lots of friendly people… until about 4:30pm, then the towns high **** population come out and turn the town to **** every night. It doesn’t seem to matter what day of the week it is, I have had beer bottles thrown at […]
