To be honest I really don’t know where to start. This borough is full of absolute idiots; i grew up a road off edmonton and from the age of around 16/17 realised it would always be an uphill struggle to reside here. Edmonton is essentially the ‘urban’ part of the borough,what ever that means. It consists […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Chester
Sir/Madem Come to Chester to see the best **** **** inthe northwest, i have been spat at in the street and called just about all there mother could teach them. Yes we have the some of the best, hoods, sock head, that is the one,s that put there shell bottoms in they socks and some […]
nuneaton-‘treacle town’
Nuneaton is full of *****/********* but everyone is sayin its full of ******* aswell,they call nuneaton ***** city. Its full of the worst **** eva:dizzy lizzy,radio joe,leather trevor and the street fighter are the main known **** around nuneaton amongst *****. They all make me laugh because ***** go around thinking ther bad n dat with […]
Maidenhead is really the poor relative of Slough
You would think with the Council Tax we pay to protect the Queen up the road at Windsor we would be posh and **** free. Oh, heaven forbid no. I unfortunately got thrown by circumstance to a six month sentence on the downside of Maidenhead. The wrong side of the tracks literally. Maidenhead has some […]
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middlesbrough – such a beautiful place!!!!!
well what can you say about middlesbrough???? except ear man its only propah mint like!!!!! the town is full of uneducated alcoholics whose main aim in life is to stay on benefits long enough to get on new deal for an extra fiver a week!!!! they also appear to have forgotten there is the letter […]
Rushden….Rushthru
Pass through Rushden and pass through quickly. The A6 marks the route to follow. *****, more like wanna be *****, hang out in car parks. Best fun is watch the plonkers pull wheelies on clapped out m’bikes the crunch of Ratners best and cheap rags from Top Shop sounds great. Only thing to stop for […]
sidcup (the highstreet, the station, the sidcup ares near new eltham,albany park
sidcup is a ********..my local fish n chips shop got held at gunpoint, theres lds ov groups ov bois and girls all over the place settin cars alight, havin fights, smashin things, robbing ppl, even the albanians that come down from bromley come down to rob ppl, theres always kids lookin 4 fights all over […]
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The General Shitness Of *****.
I was born in the L&D, and live in Houghton Regis just on the outskirts of Dunstable and Lucy Farm. I went to a catholic school in houtghon regis which is good, but surrounded by *****, they never used to be *****, but it seems everywhere you go there they are! In year 5 I […]
Bourne
Bourne, situated in the heart of the fens has taken the **** epidemic to new lows. The town boasts one nightspot, Lesters late bar and restaurant, (no food served) where every bird in there has had half the town up her. The repressed nature and culture of Bourne means nobody new comes to the town […]
Pretend **** Town of Rawtenstall
Welcome to the “pretend” **** town of Rawtenstall in Lancashire..Here we have crowds of teenagers who think they are the real deal but,in reality,would **** themselves if thrown into Manchester and introduced to real *****. They annoy all the innocent,if not very nieve,locals by shouting comments such as”suck my ****” regardless of how many childrens […]
middlesbrough’s health
****’s you wont have to go far to find them, usually parking their saxo with thousands of pounds of additional ice and diy pimp my ride add on **** at the drive through at mcdonalds, single mums from pallister park are a common **** sighting in the town centre, spending the income support at jjb, warren […]
Eastbourne a **** heaven
Eastbourne? Surely not that sweet seaside town, holiday destination for old lady coach trips. I’m afraid it’s true, if you scratch the surface of this quaint seaside community you will find a thriving community of useless toe rags commonly known as *****. I’m not getting at poor people who can’t afford decent clothes, homes, cars […]
