The Hawley Estate in Farnborough really needs a mention – now I’ve finally moved out after 10 years owning a house there! The area 10 years ago wasn’t really that bad, the weekly stabbings at the Cody Tree had become less frequent because the owners had just changed it’s name to the Hawley Arms. Not that I’ve bothered […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Portsmouth – One Big Council Estate
I was reading through this website and I quite enjoy bitching about where i live so i thought “result” when I discovered an entire website designated to it… I go to university in Portsmouth and I have to say, I never seen more *****. I live in a town called Wickford in Essex and if […]
Welcome to Grimsby, a sh*thole and a half
I can’t Believe No-one’s entered Grimsby into iLiveHere. So Here it is and here I go. I’ve been here a couple of months now. I used to live In a nearby town which had a fairly even distribution of all types of folk, including of course *****. I’d visited Ingoldmells on numerous occasions, and noticed […]
Dorchester
Dorchester has areas which are **** free, these are the private houses and seem like an oasis to me where you could live a normal life, the area of Fordington in Dorchester is very quaint and pretty but is spoilt by the ***** from the housing estates. The **** boys have a favourite trick which […]
Boscombe,Bournemouth
This article and the comments that followed it have been removed at the request of Aldridge & Brownlee Solicitors, Bournemouth. I must take this opportunity to remind my users that if you will insist on writing defamatory comments about upstanding pillars of the community who are definitely not a slum landlord, please make sure that […]
LILLINGTON ”CROWN WAYS BARMY ARMY”
Haverfordwest, The town with the silent C.
Set in the tranquil shitpit of England’s ********, South West Wales, against the backdrop of concil houses, sewerage, and Icelands. Chaverfordwest is nestled comfortably in the middle of a largely **** county of pembrokeshire. Once a much less chavtastic town, as they stayed infront of lidl, kwiksave, corner shops and knew they would get a […]
the end of the world
I’m sorry to say that the end is nigh for all us sociable hard working folk. The **** has achieved dominance in all our major towns and cities. We all know this to be true and maybe a national day of mourning is warranted. In the future, ***** will probably be seen as the scoundrels of their […]
**** village of Northiam east sussex
Hi i live a mile or so away from the once attractive village of Northiam which is on the Kent east sussex border. Northiam use to be a very nice and attractive village untill about 5 years ago when a new sort of breed of people started appearing around the village which we reffer as […]
Late night at the bar at Telford…
I live near telford and me and my dad sometimes go out for a drink in a pub up there where some of my dads friend hang out. There is always trouble in the area as there are two villages nextdoor to each other called sutton hill and woodside. These to villages hate each other and the […]
whitefield **** town in the making?????
Well what can be said about the wonderful place called Whitefield? Hmm … Lets start with discussing the scroty little **** kids who hang around on the street corners drinking their white lightning. Since when has it been considered fashionable to wear fake trackie bottoms tucked into stripy socks with dirty trainers? and the ********* with their orange […]
Fleetwood
Perched on the Fylde coast line Fleetwood was once a thriving fishing port but following years of steady decline in the fish business it has sunk to new depths and now finds itself in the grip of the ****. These social misfits have not consigned themselves to their estate roots but mercilessly infest every nook […]