Warning strong language. Welcome to Chavifax formerly known as Halifax. I can’t believe my chosen town of Chalifax isn’t listed, including all the small surrounding districts. Imagine my pleasure to now be residing where I have no fear of being accused of living the rich life or even the good life, as there are just […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Doncaster (Donny mayte)
Ah well then. where to start. Well i suppose we could start at the heart (the town center.) This is the big social gathering for the **** twats that inherit this wannabe city (I’m 15 so im talking from a teenagers perspective.) The newly built Frenchgate interchange is one of the most popular hangouts. In […]
Public-transport *****: Spreading the problem!
Thank God that the schools have gone back following ths summer break. For the past 6 weeks I have endured the annual summer ordeal which serves to make the commuters lot even worse (Not that it is much fun anyway, but still) I am refering to, of course, school age ***** bringing their unique mix of […]
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Bordon and all who sail in her
I must admit i was a litttle apprehensive about working in a certain school in a certain East hampshire town/village/cess pit/ breeding centre for generation after generation of pug ugly children, but have been pleasently surprised by their seemingly innocent loyalty. This sound like a blag but after working in other schools, I am quite […]
Bad news from the southampton front
Friends, fellow opposers of the ****, I bring you awful tidings for I fear that this city may be nearly lost. The ***** are now so numerous that through the city centre and Shirley they appear to equal in number to, if not in fact outnumbering, other members of the population; further to that the […]
Another Day In (****) Paradise – aka Welcome to Swindon
Swindon has featured on these pages before but recently moving back to the place (God knows why) after being away for nine years offers a fascinating insight on how a formerly successful town which was a pleasant place to live and work has now become an utter **** centre. The dominant accent is not the […]
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Rotherham – everything’s a quid
Rotherham – the place where Stainless Steel was invented Rotherham – mentioned in the Domesday Book Rotherham – home of Conisborough Castle the inspiration for Sir Walter Scott’s novel ‘Ivanhoe’ Rotherham – where every shop sells stuff for a pound I grew up in Rotherham, it used to be a nice place with a busy […]
Birmingham and Worcester
Why is it that I cant go out in Birmingham or Worcester without running into a sea of Burberry Hats, Adidas Tracksuits, Nike Shocks and trousers tucked into socks! Not to mention the ‘Bling’ they seem to find necessary? No wonder people feel threatened these days, ASBOs have gone threw the roof and these little […]
Spalding – As Bad as it Sounds
Spalding is a medium sized market town in South Lincolnshire. That’s all I can positively say about it. For some unknown reason my parents (after leaving the RAF) decided this was to be the place to bring 4 children up, having the choice of the whole of the UK – no – the World. I […]
Woking!…all the charm of Basingstoke, minus…
Woking! It has all the charm of Basingstoke, but minus the roundabouts. There seem to be McDonalds round every corner and flabby women with ill-judged, partly-blonded, bird’s nest hairdos everywhere, their KFC-fed charms bursting out of tight pink tops and faded denim mini-skirts. On my 11am visit, a man wearing a back-to-front baseball cap pushed […]
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Silver End, that was then, this is now…
In the 1920s, one man’s vision became reality when a village was built to house his employees in his window business. This village was Silver End. It was an extremely modern village with a dentist, cinema, doctors, school, a massive village hall, a police station and a two storey department store. The village also included […]
Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire
I am a greebo in Sawbridgeworth, I cause no trouble and I am unhappy to say my picturesque villiage is becoming dominated by *****. I can’t walk about after 8pm, from fear of a group known as ‘The Hamsleys’. I advise you not to walk through the park next to the church after 7:30pm on […]
