United Kingdom - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

hazel grove

***** everywhere, you cant help but see them. i am unfortunate enough to listen in this place. shops are run by drugie teen *****. weed is common and gangs run the streets. one of the meeting places is torkington park, […]

Greenock & surrounding areas ned problems

Greenock is one of those places with an overall ****-stamp adversely affecting the whole area. Generation after generation of **** follow on from each other, their conversation and sounds made not changing at all from one decade to the next. It’s the kind of place where decent folks accept that chavery is somehow inevitable and […]

Greenock & surrounding areas ned problems

Newark on Trent

Can’t beleive no one has added an article on Newark yet. This place is over run with the uneducated chicken ******* inbreeds !!! On any given day if you venture into the town centre there are hoards of them on every corner, especialy congregating around Morrisons supermarket, it is actualy custom here for the locals to refer to […]

Chorley (where ppl go to fight)

Ahhhhh chorley….im not saying its ****** but our town motto is be aware!!!! Honest it actually is! ha ha! well, what can i say about this…place? Its chavtastic! For your chavy clothing needs we have temptation (rather upset that its not still called chorley girl ha ha that was ace) This shop stores a lovely […]

Bar Hill, near Cambridge, Inbredsville

Is Bar Hill a nice place to live or is Bar Hill rough?

If you ever drive on the A14, make sure you never turn off the road at the junction for Bar Hill, it is populated with the biggest inbreeders in Britain and there is **** all else to do apart from go to a giant Tesco, the Fox pub or shag your sister. I’ve spent the […]

Selsey, the worst place in england

Well, What can i say?? Well Loads actually and its all sh*t! Lets start with the **** campsite! Burberry Central!!! You cant go anywhere on the camp without bumping into a fat, shaven headed prat, who is wearing all the jewellery from the latest addition of the Argos catalogue, taking their annual hols from Nelson […]

Yeovil

What a **** hole Yeovil is. on dicovering this website i was surprised nobody had added an entry on yeovil previously. I live just outside yeovil and it tends to be the only place that is very close to go out and get pissed. every where else locally isnt exactly local. Yeovil used to have […]

No More for MOREcambe

The local town centre here in Sunny Morecambe Bay is full of 1 parent mothers (well Kids) walking round pushing the silver cross prams and buggies, with earrings that are bigger than there ears, there hair pull back so tight it looks like its painted on, there rather in trackies or belts (short skirts). carrying […]

Bourne, Lincolnshire (Atom Bomb needed)

Is Bourne a nice place to live or is Bourne rough?

Bourne is pretty much the epicentre of the world or at least that’s the way the community of Bourne see it anyway. This low life breeding hell hole is just about the most detached moron ******** **** dwelling place on earth. Alarm bells were first ringing when I was greeted by two kids playing duelling banjos on […]

radcliffe aka shitcliff (Radcliffe on Trent)

radcliffe on trent is a ******** village of nottingham and is full of ***** radcliffe is devided into 2 sides 1 being relativly nice an the other being a ******** estate that u dont wanna walk through on a weekend unless u want to get beaten up and robbed by the locals since i moved here 2 months […]

“you don’t agree with me, so i’m gonna smash your face in” (Norwich)

now i happen to like the city very much that im about to talk about but it,like many other places has a bunch of tosspots that will have apop for no reason,the city in question is Norwich but i do have to say again that i like the place loads……. it was a Saturday night in […]