Emsworth town centre appears on the surface to be a pleasant rather quaint place with attractive buildings, an old quay, nice restaurants etc and by and large it is but at night it becomes a different story. It probably suffers from being situated next to Havant and Leigh Park Weekday nights are fairly uneventful, boy racers […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Gillingham- The Bane of my Life
I must admit its been a while since I took a leisurely stroll through the culturally diverse Hight Street of Gillingham, Kent. Not wanting to see huge congregations of the parasitic **** that infest the area with their aggressive monosyllabic screeches of hate! However, today I thought what the hell, it couldn’t have got any worse! […]
Andover – Isle of ****
Andover is geographically isolated from other towns and the ********** here is of the highest quality. The ***** cannot afford to travel and the next town is a good 20 miles away so is well beyond BMX/scooter distance. This place is worthy of study as the Galapagos islands were to Darwin. A depressing visit to […]
Crawley, West Sussex. **** hole, plain and simple
Crawley in West Sussex is a total and utter toilet, from the ghetto`s of bewbush and broadfield to the **** magnet of the leasure park. If you are white, own a house and have a job you are certainly in the minority. Walk around the town centre and take a look at the abundance of […]
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Harlow: town of mystery.
The mystery being how it has survived without falling apart! Most of the buildings are either of the original 1950s concrete and steel girder variety (several buildings like Staple Tye’s shopping center had to be knocked down due to being fundementally unsafe) or of the tacky “Brookside” brick or 1990s painted metal variety. Harlow is […]
high wycombe-white trash capital of the world.
as a 14-year-old fan of acdc and skinny jeans, life around the area of wycombe isn’t easy. most of the in-bread white trash that attend my school (princes risborough) come for wycombe or the areas around. they love: shouting abuse across the road at small unsuspecting emo kids. or really anyone who passes looking different. […]
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Chester le Street, County Durham
Chester le Street is full of Charvas (the original ****), more so than any place i have ever visited in the UK. Feeding your 2 month old ratchild a Greggs pasty is the healthiest thing i have ever seen. Go to the job centre and have a right laugh, as young ratboys try to steal […]
Tideswell
There are few places that I have visited in my life that I would describe as hell however 1 place sticks out in my mind as the most sickening place I have ever had the displeasure to visit. Its name is Tideswell. I estimate that the average IQ of the inhabitants of “the toilet of […]
Blyth, (Near Newcastle), Northumberland.
Ah, Blyth. Situated 15 miles north of Newcastle, along the coast, it has stunning coastline scenery, and a view of the Cheviots and Scottish border to the North West. But that is where the romance of this town stops……… This town is the **** capital of Northumberland. The sad thing is, i reckon most of the […]
Dagenham, Halfway To Hell
Dagenham has all the charm of a fetid pool of primordial muck. If **** heaven is in Romford, then Dagenham is the gateway between heaven and hell. Like Romford, Dagenham has its own nightlife, but most of this involves the not so elusive **** and the ever famous Dagenham Bowl, a bowling alley that seems […]
Romford :- Home of the Original ****
Romford is, to say the least, a place where a ****’s dreams can come true. The sometimes elusive regional **** is so common here they have their own classification. Essex Boy and Essex Girl. A spattering of boy racers, Burberry and fake white leather stillettos are certainly at home in this London Borough. If you fancy a good […]
Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society
Maghull, a skid mark on the underpants of society, a part of liverpool which really should not be part of merseyside, or mainstream society for that matter. Maghull which originally was a farming hamlet has in the last century became a place for people who think that they have made it big time. Families mainly […]
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