Harlow – A Fetid Stool Of A Town Stinking Up Britain

Is Harlow a nice place to live or is Harlow rough?

Harlow is easily one of the worst ****-hotspots in Britain bar-none and is the ideal place to go if you’re borderline suicidal and need that tiny bit of incentive to get you reaching for the kitchen-knife and carving your wrists up with fevered urgency. There are two sculptures in the centre of Harlow that are of […]

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Buggy Brigade Central, Watford Town!!

Is or moving to Watford a nice place to live or is or moving to Watford rough?

Watford is the equal to the meaning ****, Where young mummys walk around in groups of four or more called the buggy brigade discussing their non exsistant babys daddys and the new fashion accesories, their mixed race child, and in every group their is at least one Amy. They all attend a mums and tots group called Girlabout exclusivly for the […]

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Edwinstowe

Edwinstowe, despite its allusion to being a cultural hive of historic deference, constructed from roughly hewn medieval stone and nestling deep within Sherwood Forest, is a slum. In earlier ages the village was composed of two parts, the village on the hill, built around the 9th century church and the village by the river. Both […]

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Poole “it’s a beautiful place”, yeah right!!!!!!

Is Poole a nice place to live or is Poole rough?

Poole… “it’s a beautiful place” my ****! Whoever used that quote for Poole must have a white stick. The place is a state and is probably one of the chaviest towns i have ever had to live in. I mean the place is heaving with them..like flies around a kebeb stick. Pulling up on the […]

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Coalville: most of the inhabitants walk around in a zombie like state

Is Coalville a nice place to live or is Coalville rough?

Coalville, or ‘Co-ville’ as it is known in regional dialect is a small town located in the midlands, and would seem to be a prime location for ‘****’ or ‘Illegal immigrant’ spotting. The other percentage of the population of Coalville seems to be made up of old age pensioners or simply those who are verging on the brink of insanity. The whole town seems to […]

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