The worst places to live in Britain
Now where do I start, this s******e is basically ******** with *****. If you’re a teenage mother in this town, you’ll fit in just fine! If you own a Corsa and pointlessly drive it around the town, you’ll fit in just fine! During the day you may find a few wannabe *****, but after sunset […]
There’s nothing quite like the deafening howl of an aging 1.4 Escort’s exhaust tailpipe the size of a dustbin at 3am Sunday morning to help you with a restful sleep. My flat overlooks a main roundabout in the middle of this small town in Essex where between 10pm and 3am on a Friday and Saturday, […]
Read More… from South Woodham Ferrers. Home of the fastest **** roundabout in the west.
What a dump this place is and full of the most useless scallies you can come across (sorry, scallies have no use). The main shopping area is populated by Lacoste tracksuit wearing lads and 11 year old orange faced girls pushing prams with 4 kids in. There is even a feral scally girl who attempts […]
**** off all u goths u infest huntingdon, sittin up the fountain bit all lookin sad n **** cheer up its 2000 i went olivers last wednesday n its bad nite its the only place u lot can go without fear of getting beaten up every1 there id never seen before was so funni they […]
You think you’ve seen the highest [or should that be lowest] class of **** in England? Think again. You probably haven’t been to Willenhall, and personally I wouldn’t blame you. Their town centre is little more than a village, yet on a busy day it’s worse than Walsall [link opens in this window] in the […]
Read this rubbish penned on this ‘word on the street’ about Chichester. It’s an estate agents’ site and they won’t print my truthful account of life in Chichester… not surprising, since it is at variance with the image they like to project. … Safe, with easy connections to London. South Downs and Goodwood 2 miles […]
Read More… from Chichester, the haven of *****, fakes and shallow *******!
Please come to Millom Cumbria, insular and ****** like something out of the bayou in the Everglades Florida, that was in the film Deliverence with John Voight! The ***** mainly hang amout the Bridge Cafe. After a pointless trip to nearby Barrow in furness to qualify for their Educational Maintainance Allowance at Furness College the […]
I’ve been working and living in Manchester now for the last 3 years and thankfully I’m finally getting the hell out with a long awaited transfer back down to London. Thank thee lord!! What can I say about Manchester? The ***** here really are something else. Manchester is a city with the highest rate of […]
Read More… from Manchester: A Chavy, Crime-ridden Blister With Ideas Above its Station
Eastbourne a lovely, quiet little place. Surely not a haven for *****? To be blunt but true, Eastbourne is infected with this ****. Since the rise of Hip Hop we all quietly took in the fact that something was coming, something that would piss us off more then Bill Ody; something we now know as […]
Like the rest if the Isle of Thanet, Ramsgate bears all the usual signs of chavness. Walk around just outside Netto, and the sound of peasants can be heard. Shouting, swearing, revving engines, loud exhausts, big fat women pushing around a triple baby pram, whilst at the same time, being followed by three other of […]
Read More… from Ramsgate: The most peasant place in the world
If someone ever advises you that trowbridge is lovely, nice or even bearable, they are lying, they do not like you, and they want you to suffer. Trowbridge is geographically pretty accessible to many places such as Birmingham, Cardiff and London, although it may as well be on a desert island, as born and bread […]
Not exactly a review of a town, more like a solution by CREATING a place to populate with ***** simply for the purpose of A) eliminating the problem from elsewhere and B) making it fun for normal people to go visit the little *****! My mate Ric came up with THE way to clear all […]
Read More… from **** Safari – the solution to all our problems!
