Where to begin? A poor rundown former hive of industry which through no fault of its own is now a shuffling wreck of a place. BUT…remember folks that **** does not = poor, **** = *******. The place is teeming with spotty drugged-up teenagers whose idea of a good time is a litre of White […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Hereford-Nice place, shame about the people
Hereford. It’s a cathedral city on the Welsh border. It has a lot of history and the most beautiful countryside in England. Those are it’s good points. Sadly, nothing much has changed since 1597. Herefordians are extremely narrow minded and prejudiced. Hereford saps ambition. It is the only city in the uk without a bypass, […]
Chester – Even the scallies are ****
It is a fitting tome to Chester that even our ***** cannot compete with most others in the North West. Like the bars and clubs in the area, the scallies are nowhere near the scale and hardness of Merseyside or Manchester’s. Having grown up here, I remember that they used to be intimidating, and that […]
Stevenage – Hertfordshire’s answer to Harlow
Firstly, let me state that I am a resident of Stevenage, and have been since my birth. But, recently, I have become aware of the problem that afflicts this town, and trust me, it is not the local council blowing £60,000 of taxpayers money on a bit of canvas and six poles in the twon […]
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Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them
Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]
UK as a whole (The suburbs of London especially)
The UK To be honest, ****-towns exist all over the UK. The stereotypes of boys with stripey yellow-grey jumers and massive grey hoodies, and girls with massive gold hoop-earrings and stilettos that are too high for their own good, are seen all over the country. I live in London, and see throughout central London (Oxford […]
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Bearwood High Street
Since the demise of Safeways and the introduction of Aldi-Bearwood has become a mecca for Big Issue sellers,dogs on strings,hooped earrings the size of car tyres , Sovereign **** and rings and of course fake lacoste clothings. You got a pound to make a phone call?, spare change …you ****,etc are familar crys along this […]
Finsbury Park
I live in north London now but hail from west yorkshire.It’s full of filthy **** **** round here. They walk around here acting like they ******* rule the world carrying knives and guns thinking they are in a gang from south central LA. These little ***** are all *****’s who need a gang with them […]
Thamesmead, one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo towns ever
This has to be one of the hottest up-and-coming charvo- towns ever. It has everything. City planning designed for illegal motorbike riding, its very own Argos, KFC and McDiddles ‘restaurants’, a Ceaucescu-style estate, Wilkinsons, a canal to throw shopping trollies in, and rivalry with nearby loser hotspot Plumstead/Woolwich ****. The local councils have dumped thousands […]
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Batley/Dewsbury/Heckmondwike
wot a propa sad site, how cn u diss ***** wen ur jus lil geeks ur selfs. what kinda site is ‘chavtowns’ ant u gt owt betta to do. emos and goths n ppl like dat r worse so u shud all get lst. if i had a choice i wud be swearin ryt nw […]
King’s Lynn
I came to kings lynn on a day trip with my friends’ just to look around you know explore etc. I came up on the earliest first capital connect train avaliable from New Barnet (Where i live) it was a quiet sunday like you would expect most sundays can be quite quiet after my 2 […]
Chalfont St Peter
I don’t live there personally, but after walking about there after 21.00 I know what its like. The worst thing about Chalfont St Peter is that its not just a **** hang out, its also where all the emos go too. So there’s fights regularly. I once went there to hang out with the emos, […]