How can it be that this carbuncle on the **** of humanity as yet to reach dissy heights of a featured **** town. This place is the yardstick by which chavism is measured. It has the lot, ticks all the boxes and then some. All of the chaviest shops are there sometimes in multiples. This […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Newton Aycliffe
For no other reason than it is Newton Aycliffe. Popular **** haunts include ARGOS, GREEGS and anywhere near the DANDY CART pub. Its full of thick pigs, whose highlight of the week include getting on the number 15 and flocking in droves to BOYES dept store in Darlo and whipering outside M&S crying and wishing […]
Huntingdon, Cambs.
Huntingdon, a corner of Cambridgeshire that is forever chavland. This town, regails itself in its history of being Oliver Cromwells home town and if you listen carefully as the bottles fly in the market square on a Friday night you can hear the sound of his bones creak as he spins in his grave. This […]
Dewsbury- Sheer Decline
Yes, another account of Dewsbury, but I feel it’s needed, cos well the others are ****, including my own from years ago. That guy’s account of the near buggering was amusing though. Fact is, I’m at Uni, havn’t been on this site for absolutely ages, and at this time of the night it seems infinately […]
Blackpool (******** of the world)
Having lived and worked in Blackpool for the last 20yrs you could say ive seen some changes to this once ‘nice’ popular spot for families from everywhere. Over the years it just gets worse and worse, no jobs for anyone, no positive beneficial regeneration, no one gives a **** anymore about the place. Not only […]
Rossendale
Rossendale has quite a unique “alter ego” ****, whilst Rossendale has the mandatory stereo-typical attire, the transport, nightlife & vandalism , Rossendale is without the “Hard men or Hard *****”. So please do read on, as this maybe a **** eyeopener… The Rossendale Valley is a collection of 4 **** towns, Haslingden, Rawtenstall, Waterfoot & […]
Newcastle-under-Lyme – Sounds nice…Isn’t
Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire or Castle as is affectionately called is a **** spotters paradise. Please make the effort to go there on the local town festival *** parade *** piss up *** all out brawl. Watch in awe at the logistics as police barracade side streets… Laugh in derision at local landlords ******** down the outdoor […]
How to fit in around Ashford or Stanwell
If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]
Minehead – **** resort par excellence
Minehead on the West Scumerset coast, home of Butlins…need I say more? The dreary seafront and second rate bars and pubs contain a heady mix of imported holidaying cash strapped ***** – usually arriving with fat-family in tow and local homegrown small town **** with a few rural village ****’s thrown in to the melting […]
Bexleyheath
Ah Bexleyheath. There have been several posts already on this wonder of a town, yet I feel that no one is summing it up well enough. FIRST A POINT- IF YOU WRITE IN TEXT YOU ARE A ****. THIS IS NOT OPEN FOR DEBATE. SENDING IN THINGS IN TEXT MAKES YOU AN ILLITERATE ******* THEREFORE […]
Stafford truly is the new Crewe and then some!
Stafford truly is the new Crewe – plus some. Perhaps due to its close rail proximity and the lack of fare checking en-route, the Chavtastic culture has taken Stafford by storm. Swelled by ranks of illegal immigrants and ‘bag head’ H addicts from across the country, stepping down in Stafford is like entering a parallel […]
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worksop home of the ****
Worksop is a small town between Nottingham and sheffield, what it lacks in size it makes up for in chavdom. Everywhere you look there is either a 13 year old slappa whos either six months pregant or walking along pushing the pram of her new born baby draped in gold, with massive gold earings, thick […]
