United Kingdom - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Fishguard and Goodwick

I cannot believe that nobody has mentioned the motherlode of all **** towns that are Fishguard and Goodwick. They are situated in a very beautiful place – right on the sea, lovely little fishing harbour in Lower Fishguard, ferry port to Ireland in Goodwick. There’s beaches, there’s walks and there is plenty of fresh air. […]

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Wallington, Surrey – full of ***** and betting shops

Is Wallington a nice place to live or is Wallington rough?

Wallington! How could no one have mentioned it? It is strange because it has a huge contrast of posh South Wallington and the rest is unbelievably rubbish. it used to be a lovely town – like the rest of south london. now look at it all! There’s roundshaw, ahem, sorry – ‘Wallington village’. full of […]

The delightful ******** of Hoo

Now check out this my bredwin homedoggz out there.. Hoo is a crappholle Its full of ****** and wannabee gangs.. not even real gangs.. especially one called the ‘hoo boiz’ who do less criminal activity than my nan.. anywhoo… the whole population are ******, they have no money, don’t work and scrounge off the government […]

Rugby In The Midlands… Definately Overflowing With *****…

Basically, Rugby (a.k.a. Drugby amongst many people) is overflowing with *****. There are so many that litter the street. Councillors argue that many youths actually help the town and volunteer for things, I am one of these kids that volunteers, and I can safely say that no **** actively volunteers to do anything to help […]

berwick upon tweed

i grew up in berwick upon tweed i now live in manchester. berwick is the most depressing miserable place i know. the prople never smileand if your not from there your not welcomem they are **** of the earth up there hope they all rot. the place is full of 2 faced idiots that cant […]

Wednesbury

Wednesbury – what can only be called a **** *********** Often acknowledged as one of the most poor and rancid areas in the country, the West Midlands, like all other deprived areas, is a hotbed for that ever expanding breed known as *****. Nestled in the middle of this county, forsaken by decent society (once […]

Northampton: come one, come all and suck us dry

Is Northampton a nice place to live or is Northampton rough?

Northampton is a shining example of rapid post war expansion gone wrong. I’m certain the planners of the day were doing their best but it seems like the ‘ton was a Friday afternoon rush job. after spraying the town centre with concrete they then saw fit to build a shanty town encircling the main arena. […]

Tamerton Foliot, quant village in Plymouth with a growing problem

Tamerton Foliot is a small village near two of the chaviest areas in Plymouth; Southway and Whitleigh. Unfortunatetly as the *********** grows around it, it has started growing into it. I have lived there for about 7 to 8 years, and i remember the days when i used to be able to walk up to […]

Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd

Is Bognor Regis a nice place to live or is Bognor Regis rough?

Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]

High Wycombe – a Londoner’s perspective

due to the lack of funds to holiday somewhere exotic like indonesia or comoros, i recently got myself a zone 1-6D travelcard and a few bus/rail tickets to tour the area west of london. it started off great. slough has the most spendiferous selection of hot chicks. gangs of cute chinese girls, the most awesome-looking […]

Malvern

Well dear readers, AT LAST a page i can blog my deepest despair of *****! Malvern, Worcestershire The beautiful ancient hills are subdued by the masses of ***** descending upon our town, creating grey skies and murmours of inexplicable language that I have to suffer. Each time I leave my house clusters of these ***** are […]

Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd

Is Macclesfield a nice place to live or is Macclesfield rough?

Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]