aylesbury

oh well,i’am trying to waste so much of my valuable time on the prehistoric pond life excrement that loiters in aylesbury. whilst born and raised in the southcourt area,the observations on previous post are very much 99% correct. the biggest empolyers in the town are the ***** and *********.whilst getting up for a days work […]

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United Kingdom!

There has been an epidemic of ****, Townies and other **** arming their defenseless and ****** ridden bodies with weapons.The English people took it in their stride when, once again the lower class makes one big loud noise to be heard! They do it at least once every decade. People will forget them again and […]

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Warsop

Warsop is a place where people have only just learnt to stand up straight, we refer to these as Warsopians. Ex pit workers, single parent families or just dossers, you know where to find them. The pubs make a roaring trade in the daytime, and they would not dare shut down the post office for […]

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Newton Aycliffe – regional **** capital

Is Newton Aycliffe a nice place to live or is Newton Aycliffe rough?

Newton Aycliffe is pretty much unknown nationally, but within the North East of England, it is known as a land of milk and honey for **** folk. Walk through the historically important town centre designed & constructed using ***** building materials in the 1960’s & twinned with Beruit, Soweto & Hell, ***** immediately feel at […]

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Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs

Is Oswestry a nice place to live or is Oswestry rough?

We’ve seen them all. ******* casually around lampposts and on small slate walls in your local area. Tastefully decked out in the latest tracksuit bottoms that have been washed with extra Daz in order to give them that brand new “I’m not poor” bright white look. Shame the trainers and the fake Fred Perry polo […]

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Gravesend, otherwise known as the armpit of Kent

Is Gravesend a nice place to live or is Gravesend rough?

Gravesend, Otherwise known as the armpit of Kent. I Have lived in gravesend all my life i have visited many other **** towns across kent like Lewisham, Dartford, Chatham and so on and not one so far, has even came near to being as **** ******** as Gravesend. Being stereotyped as a ‘Goth’ Or ‘Emo’ […]

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New Ash Green full of Insecure mums needing mob security.

New Ash Green is full of people that cannot think independently.Lots of mums at the local school are thriving on others emotions and cannot think for themselves.Many are on ant-depressants and many think their **** don’t smell.You get the pykkies, the real *****, the local bikes,and the local ****.Everybody wants to know your business to […]

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Headley Down

Travel to the deepest darkest corner of Hampshire and this town is what you are greeted with; Headley Down… if the sign hasn’t been mutilated that is. Step out your car, “GET YER **** OUT LOVE” or occasionally the word **** can be replaced by “rat” if you have a particularly bold ****. The most […]

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