oh well,i’am trying to waste so much of my valuable time on the prehistoric pond life excrement that loiters in aylesbury. whilst born and raised in the southcourt area,the observations on previous post are very much 99% correct. the biggest empolyers in the town are the ***** and *********.whilst getting up for a days work […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
United Kingdom!
There has been an epidemic of ****, Townies and other **** arming their defenseless and ****** ridden bodies with weapons.The English people took it in their stride when, once again the lower class makes one big loud noise to be heard! They do it at least once every decade. People will forget them again and […]
kings lynn **** dregs
Where do you start? unfortunately i live on a ***** estate (hopefully not for much longer) and my neighbours are as follows 1) a noisy couple who argue violently with each other and air their dirty laundry in public. 2) a **** who loves that ***** heavy bass (music?) and thinks everyone else loves it […]
Warsop
Warsop is a place where people have only just learnt to stand up straight, we refer to these as Warsopians. Ex pit workers, single parent families or just dossers, you know where to find them. The pubs make a roaring trade in the daytime, and they would not dare shut down the post office for […]
Newton Aycliffe – regional **** capital
Newton Aycliffe is pretty much unknown nationally, but within the North East of England, it is known as a land of milk and honey for **** folk. Walk through the historically important town centre designed & constructed using ***** building materials in the 1960’s & twinned with Beruit, Soweto & Hell, ***** immediately feel at […]
Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs
We’ve seen them all. ******* casually around lampposts and on small slate walls in your local area. Tastefully decked out in the latest tracksuit bottoms that have been washed with extra Daz in order to give them that brand new “I’m not poor” bright white look. Shame the trainers and the fake Fred Perry polo […]
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Gravesend, otherwise known as the armpit of Kent
Gravesend, Otherwise known as the armpit of Kent. I Have lived in gravesend all my life i have visited many other **** towns across kent like Lewisham, Dartford, Chatham and so on and not one so far, has even came near to being as **** ******** as Gravesend. Being stereotyped as a ‘Goth’ Or ‘Emo’ […]
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New Ash Green full of Insecure mums needing mob security.
New Ash Green is full of people that cannot think independently.Lots of mums at the local school are thriving on others emotions and cannot think for themselves.Many are on ant-depressants and many think their **** don’t smell.You get the pykkies, the real *****, the local bikes,and the local ****.Everybody wants to know your business to […]
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Salford – Its beyond a joke now.
What can I do to hit back at the **** culture thats taking over the country? Not a lot it would seem. So, all I can do for now is point out what goes on in the City of Salford and reasons why it should be ‘deep cleaned’ of the **** that is Salford Ian (read […]
Headley Down
Travel to the deepest darkest corner of Hampshire and this town is what you are greeted with; Headley Down… if the sign hasn’t been mutilated that is. Step out your car, “GET YER **** OUT LOVE” or occasionally the word **** can be replaced by “rat” if you have a particularly bold ****. The most […]
Seaforth – aka Feralsville
This **** hole makes the characters in Shameless look Posh . If you’re gay, black or disabled you might as well have a target on your fod with ” **** Me now ” written on it in big red letters . If you’re different or come from outside L21 then you might as well pack […]
Cowley (Chavley) Centre- A chavspotters delight!
Aaah Oxford, the city of dreaming spires. This is true of our historical and picturesque city centre, definately something to be proud of. Take a trip out of the centre on a no.5, 1 or 10 bus along to the end of the Cowley Road and then things take a slightly different turn. Leave the bus […]
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