I am a pervert of the lowest order. Despite being professional, successful man I find myself drawn toward ‘********’ girls. My wife, a beautiful articulate creature who has never worn trainers or Burberry check in her life, would murder me if she knew my longings. I embrace our trips to the Market on Saturday with […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Ebow Vale
Let’s just say the girls wear so much foundation they wander around looking like Willy Wonkas oompa loompa. They hang-out outside tescos mainly, but sometimes outside McDonalds. […]
Corby
full of scally ********, burberry cap wearing *****, on every corner of every part of the town, strutting about with their socks tucked into their tracky bottoms, *****!!! they even have there own accent in corby, its bad enough that the majority of the corby population is scottish, but they have added an extra twang […]
uxbridge, middlesex
macdonalds, kfc, pavillion shoppin centre, even though no money to buy anything, but there is an indoor market in there selling all the latest fake brands…royals nightclub is a favourite especially on under 18 nights…where many a 13 year old **** gets inpregnated……outside the civic centre waiting for thier mums to sign up to yet […]
Bracknell
Welcome to Bracknell, just outside of London. A small, narrow-minded and utterly pointless provincial dustbin. A mass construction of ugly grubby council estates and tacky chain shops. Watch the pathetic little ******* **** each other senseless through boredom after 11.30pm when the pubs chuck them all out. Key spots include outside The Point, at the […]
Dreary Darlington
Darlington used to be a nice place to live, but the whole place is now full of travellers and *****. The average **** is always walking around town, friend/baby in tow. No job and no life, the ******** tend to live in **** hole estates called Branksome or Red Hall (plenty of crappy estates in […]
Slough aka SLAAAAAAAAA!
i am surprised you havent already included Slough, as it is the most ********* town in the west! ok, so not west, as it is in the south east. anyways. Slough is a hugely ****** town where all the ***** tend to congregate on a weekend down Queensmere where they like to ‘go high street’, […]
Birkenhead
possibly one of the earliest **** towns to exist. Birkenhead is the second capital of Merseyside and is just across the water (oh Ferry cross the Mersey etc) from Liverpool. Used to be known for its shell-suits and scallies- this culture has now evolved into what can only be described as Proffesional Chavism. This spralling […]
Croydon
I lost my virginity in McDonnalds in Croydon one saturday afternoon when I was about 13. Now I’m on TV almost every day, so it didn’t do me no harm. When I was a lad there were only 2 McDonnalds in Croydon. These days there’s about 5. If that’s not political correctness gone mad I […]
Sheerwater woking
This has got to be the number one dumping ground for all the benefit loafs of surrey, a trip down dartmouth avenue will make you realise just how lucky you are only to be driving through this dump. Every street corner is littered with ***** trying their hardest to attract a ********, sporting the usual […]
Huntingdon
Huntingdon (or C**tingdon as it is better described) is without doubt the ********* place in the whole of East Anglia (and thats including Ipswich). The colonies of ***** that march from the wasteland that is the Oxmoor estate each Saturday are a sight to behold. Whether it’s watching the boys tearing along the ring road […]
Croydon
Ahh, Croydon – king of all **** towns, famous for finishing in the Top 10 of the **** Towns and being the only town to feel “robbed” by their finish… A place famous throughout the UK for being a **** hole and got beaten by somewhere like Telford in it’s bid to become a ******, […]
