The hippies used to congregate at Stonehenge to ‘celebrate’ the summer solstice. The ***** of Tunbridge Wells congregate at the Millenium Clock, Five Ways, every single flipping day, to exchange weed, phlegm and swear words. All 35 of them then squeeze into someone’s prize 1988 Ford Escort “Ghia”, and show off to the world how […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Sutton
The London Borough of Sutton used to be a nice place, for those that can remember the 80’s and early 90’s. Then struck the disease, the infection that is **** culture. Take a strole into the high street at any time and you’ll soon see what I loathe so much about the place. McDonalds is […]
Northampton
The ***** harrass the mini moshers at the top of Abington Street and in the graveyard nearby. Usually found around the ends of streets in St James and Semilong, or masturbating over their cars in the Argos car park late at night. The uniform is a white Eminem style cap and blue tracksuits, tucked into […]
Bracknell
Bracknell is a teenage mothers dream, with 90% of them “*******” at Macie D’s down the bottom of the highstreet. If your into car modding there is a large branch of halfords near the run down, **** filled cinema which, like wokingham has a fist bowl! The Bridge pub in brackers is the place to […]
Woking
I see Sheerwater in Woking has already had a mention but to really put it into context you have to realise that Sheerwater is just one of a number of rancid ********* which make up the festering pus ridding corpse that is Woking. The town centre is full of the ****. You cannot shop without […]
Stevenage
One of the worst things I have ever witnessed in Stevenage is a baby left outside the local off-licence with a Rottweiler tied to the pram! To my surprise many of the inhabitants have the same knowledge on geography as Jadd Goody from BB3. Practically every woman has a dolphin or a rose tattoo. Most […]
Leigh Park nr Portsmouth
What a ********, 99.99% of the people who live here are the **** of the earth, they are all shaging each other, more ******* than a ***** campsite. only go there if you want your car robed or your head kicked in, watch out for the famous BOTLEY BOYS, a bunch of ******* twats, who […]
Farnborough
If anyone lives here or has been near it you will know what I am talking about! The Town centre if a breeding ground for lesser life forms! Places of interest included the bus stop, skate park and the Farnborough Gate McDonalds that attracts the car krews! Anyone that knows my pain please add to […]
Welwyn Garden City
This town really is the breeding town of “yung *****”. Thrown out of the house until mum’s boyfriend is back from the pub and asleep on the Argos sofa, teenage chavsters are really at a loss for something to do. Even though they’re gobby enough to talk their way into out of town pubs who […]
Stockport
Definitely **** central!, the place is ******** with them!, take a walk round and see the sights and definitely the smells!!!. check out grand central on a friday night, the place is awash with fake burberry, white trainers and **** up novas playing “Bangin Chunes!!”. lots of chavetts as well all with BIG gold earings […]
Grantham
this is a town that as soon as you get off the train you just want to go home, i mean everywhere you go there are teenager girls pregnant with their trackies, bling bling jewlerry and non pregant girls look pregnant cos their fat hangs so much out their ****** boob tube style skirts and […]
Plymouth, Devon
Where can I start? Girls with huge bellies wearing cropped tops, pram pushing 12 year olds, young lads with blonde curtain hair smoking bnh’s…most ****’s drive up Royal Parade in their kevved up motors, mostly Nova’s, with fat exhausts, blaring out **** anthems and horrific cheesy ‘dance’ music. I cannot believe that no-one has posted […]
