The worst places to live in Britain
This town is situated in south west Manchester. It bears all the hallmarks of chavdom one would hope to avoid: Parades of murky fast food takeaway joints; tatty money laundering businesses masquerading as sunbed hire tanning shops and minicab firms; crumbling terraced houses and decaying 1970’s council-owned maisonettes. The streets are lined with dog **** […]
Read More… from Stretford, parades of fast food joints & tatty money laundering shops
Luton! nuff said really but i’ll giv ya a few places where the ********* hang. Co-ops all ova the town have ***** workin behind the counter servin their own sorts of ppl. Theres a shop called ‘Half Price Jewellers’ in the Arndale – it was MADE for *****, full of the ‘classiest’ jewellery (gold chains […]
Trend-setting **** capital of Britain……..showing the rest of the **** world what next season’s fashion will be! As you move away from Birkenhead’s ****-ridden town centre and enter suburbia, the **** enters its entrepreneurial state. Around Prenton Park the business-savvy scally offers to mind your car for on on match days, even if it is […]
The Shitgift Centre (whitgift) Croydon Wheeling a robbery victim out of the Shitgift Centre who had had her 84yr old hip broken I heard the loving ******** mum of a 6yr old zooant* shout “Nathan! put your ******* hood up” It was raining. The zooant replied “why, mum? Is there cameras?” *zooant = a small […]
Its the **** mecca but in grays we have the upmarket ***** the burburry is making way for von dutch hats these idots couldnt afford real burburry and now they try to make out they could afford designer lables even if they sold there escort with diffrent colour bumpers and ill fitting wheels which they […]
Lovely place Dagenham.Especially the ‘eafway'(heathway).Last week i saw a **** bloke hitting his **** ‘birds muver’ whilst the **** daughter was hitting him and the ‘muvva’ was hitting them both in the middle of Dagenham heathway, the main shops.Or why not hang out at the tube staion for no particular reason drinking alcho-pops trying to […]
Wrexham probably has more Rockport boots per capita than any other place on Earth. If you are not a **** in this North Wales town, you are probably risking your life. Almost the entire town seems to have been taken over by Burberry plaid ****, but council estates are still the worst places (as always). […]
Affectionately known by locals as ‘Chucks-bury’, this small picturesque market town on the edge of the cotswolds has become a breeding ground for carrot-crunching **** pondlife! Using the local dialect, they greet all outsiders and people who have failed to attire themselves in the the latest offerings from ‘**** sports’ aka ‘sports soccer’, with phrases […]
Boston **** City I hereby put forward my nomination for the **** capital of the UK as Boston, Lincolnshire. After travelling around much of the country, I have noticed that most towns have a good share of baseball cap wearing, Eminem criminal wanabees and hoop earinged, gum chewing little *****. But only one place to […]
is nothing sacred? not only have ***** taken over areas like market square, and tryed to “rob” any nearby skaters of “dollars” (obviously failing to realise that in England the currency is the POUND), and also the ice stadium, which is now slightly dangerous due to the mass of ***** wearing knives on their feet, […]
Not so much a town as a county as a whole, although you’ll mainly see them between Hinckley and Nuneaton. Still you get the odd **** or 5 in the smaller towns like Broughton Astley, as a matter of fact there all around there’s 4 around my area! It’s funny to see an S reg […]
the epitome of “essex girls” and “essex boys”, mostly because it’s in essex. spawned the phrase “harlow facelift”, which is when the girlies pull their hair into a high ponytail so tight that the skin on their face is lifted up. they all wear adidas trackies (males and females), and every female over the age […]
