Loughborough for me has to be one of the ********* towns around! This town in North Leicestershire is also a University town but dont let that fool you. Whenever I have the misfortune of visiting this dump it seems that the academic crowd (all the lecturers live in quiet villages in the Charnwood Forest) are […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Warrington
The amount of little ******* bograts that live in warrington nowadays is a ******* unfunny joke! They bowl round in ******* JD Sports gear with ****** Nike TN hats on with a *** thinkin that they are the shiznit. Warrington is a ******* mess… don’t go near it! […]
Poole, Dorset
A lot of ***** can be spotted roaming about in nearby “sunny” Bournemouth but a great deal of them don’t live there and only visit with the aid of a bus or a stolen car. The council are desperatley trying to make Poole Quay upmarket (the super-expensive Sandbanks is just up the road) but the […]
Hatfield
A doomed ******** of a town where 1/3rd of the population are students and the rest are unemployed. All children are raised by their welfare families to hate anyone who is either better than them, or is attempting to better themselves. This starts at an early age where large groups of children, usualy under 10yrs […]
Newcastle (West End)
There is a shopping centre in the West End of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, which after 8pm has a Spar shop and an Indian Takeaway open. ***** from miles around visit this place of High ‘****’ excitement. They hang around waiting for elderly people to go to the shop and ask them to buy 4 cans of pissy […]
Stafford
Compared to many towns listed here, not very chavish at all. ( some opinions may vary) BUT possibly a town on the edge of the cliff of Decency ******* on to the last branch of the tree of Reason, poised, legs dangling over the pit of ultimate chavness. In addition to all the usual signs […]
Plumstead/Woolwich
This is ***** central, you can’t go three paces without bumping into a thirteen year old, pushing a buggie, dripping in gold clown pendands with slicked down hair, fake burberry and a pink velour tracksuit, accessorised with three identical pairs of gold door-knocker earrings. The ***** can usually be found shoplifting in Somerfield Plumstead Highstreet, […]
What a complete and utter sh*tehole Stirling is…
What a complete and utter ********* Stirling is. Awarded City status by the Queen in 2003, that doesn’t stop this from being a Chavtown, in fact, it rather makes it even more of an attraction for the ****** ********. First off , there’s the ubiquitous McDonald’s full of **** – here you can quite commonly […]
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Winnersh
Not really a town but more of a filthy little in-between hell hole of nothingness. Situated just outside of Reading, this dreary place seems to attract ***** all day and night. Reasons are still unknown! Maybe because there is a Halfords not far away? They swarm around the focal point: a petrol station at the […]
Telford
Telford is full of the ****!!! They generally stand around in their ‘oh so trendy’ Burberry hats and tracksuit bottoms and Shoks trainers, drinking White Lightning. To see them out in packs “the Telf Crews” – take a trip to the Telford Ice Rink, the Town Park, Donnington or the lovely and tasteful Athena nightclub. […]
Halifax
It’s nothing short of disgraceful that Halifax hasn’t yet had an entry in the list of towns with high chavness, but this balance is now to be redressed. To the serious ****-spotter, that breed that is prepared to travel to indulge in their hobby, a trip to Halifax in the West Riding is well worth […]
Telford
aka Townie Central. Ok i see its already been nominated once …. but too be honest that article by far didnt do telford justice. sorry lisa …. but glad to see if was one of the first towns mentioned 😀 so ill just nominate it again. ok fav hang out spots: everywhere. town center is […]
