Situated in the ****-end of Oxford this estate is like a **** academy. In the shadow of the high rise tower block lies a co-op, off license and post office – all the things the aspiring **** needs to be educated. There’s a place to try & get some **** with your fake ID, fresh […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Derby
The Derby **** has two outfits, his daytime gear consists of a kappa tracksuit, with carbrini hoody or one of those tops covered in white scribbles. He also wears the notorious burberry cap either peaked upwards or positioned to either to the left or right. At night he wears faded jeans and a ben sherman […]
Walthamstow A.K.A Chaves r us init!
Whilst sitting sleeping happily on the Victoria Line you relise you’ve arrived at the end of the line, ‘Walthamstow Central’ as you sleepily get off the train and out of the station you find to your utter dismay your faced with a load of ****’s. Girls with their hair slicked to the side with so […]
Highley
Highley is full of wana be rasta ***** smokein pot, and wearing the evil burbbery, the talk in city slang even though it is a rural village, and walk round as if the have 1 leg shorter than the other, they r genrally stoned and/or drunk and genrally wear thick Fake gold chains […]
Southampton
Unfortuately, I’m nominating my own town. It’s by far not the worst infected place by the sub culture that is ****-ism, but I feel I have to add my bit here. Estates such as Thornhill, Lordshill, Totton, Northam, Shirley and Millbrook should all have a mention as they are all important to my story. Basically, […]
Keighley, West Yorkshire
Keighley, possibly the home of *****, it has many pubs and clubs, lots of places to hang out and wreck stuff but possibly most importantly, the actual burberry factory is on the outskirts. Not that that really matters as knock off copies are available in most local car boot sales. Keighley, pronounced “keeffffli” where I […]
Newport, Gwent
Let me take you on a tour of the **** Hell that is Newport, Gwent. Let’s start in Spytty (pronounced Spitty, nice touch eh? Retail Park – Packed with **** haunts such as MegaBowl, Poundstretcher, Kwik Save and JB Sports it’s easy to start a **** spotting tour here. The pushchairs and trackie bottoms abound. […]
Romford
First off, I can’t believe no-one has put this place up yet as it is the epitomy of ****** ***** in Essex, which in turn is the epitomy of ****** ***** in the UK. On weekdays, during the day it can be tolerated. You will see the occasional brats who have bunked school and teenage […]
Hunsdon
In a village just outside of Harlow, you will find a fully fledged **** community consisting purely of “one car families”. The name of this place? Hunsdon. The young ***** of Hunsdon like nothing more than ******* around the village phonebox, affectionately known as “The Maloney”. Don’t be fooled though, they don’t use it, instead […]
Gravesend
Well, Gravesend as a whole is one of Kent’s finest **** establishments (one of the only places more ****** I have found is Broadstairs). Take a walk through the town centre and you will find an abundance of ***** – it’s like being in a zoo. Conversations with many of the locals is challenging to […]
chertsey
Chertsey, what to say about chertsey? From afar it seems almost like an ordinary town, its even got a museum, new leisure centre to try and vamp it up a bit. It also has a newly refurbished library but thats only cause the local ****’s burnt the last one virtually to the ground. 1 third […]
Market Drayton
This Place is getting ******* Every week, They Cant even keep there “Home of Ginger Bread” Status anymore. Since the Bakers ****** off to York to take there business elese where. The Chaves are spreading like a Bad Rash. They act like they own the place ******* around Threashers looking like there gonna buy some […]
