Nice town, shame about the residents! Berwick-upon-Tweed is a very pretty town with a history dating back to Roman times. Its position on the border of England and Scotland has made it the site of numerous battles and invasions. The most recent invasion has come from inside, from the housing estates, where ***** have been […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Hatfield
Hatfield. The town that God made when he was having a ******* bad day. Approaching Hatfield, you have an unending vista of 60’s cheap council housing with the occasional tower block thrown in for good measure. Simply put, Hatfield has no soul. The town centre is built especially to cater for *****, with numerous pound […]
Kirkby
Kirkby is a definite **** hotspot. It has many facilities to entertain the *****, for instance a popular hangout with the ***** in the Dickie Lewis in the towny. There is also a Wetherspoons and the L32. All these pubs are not very inviting, and anyone who enters these dungeons should do so with extreme […]
Barkingside, Essex
Where do I start? Let’s try McDonalds…Anyone who has visited or lived in Barkingside will no doubt have seen the chaviest looking ‘people’ who loiter outside the poshest eatery in the town. I don’t quite know why they choose McDonalds, maybe in the hope of finding some scraps of turdburger in the litter that accumulates […]
Colchester
Where do I begin? Colchester is a wonderful town, rich in history and culture. But come 10pm on a Friday night……Lordy lord, run and hide!!! Colchester is FULL of *****, as they all nest up on White City/Greenstead Estate. Young mums, druggies, alcoholics etc etc. You wouldn’t catch me up there on a dark night! […]
Stevenage
Further to a previous mention of the fair town of Stevenage (Britain’s first New Town… the cracks are starting to show) I’d like to add the following comment: Last year a national radio station described Stevenage as “devoid of culture”. Furious journalists at the towns bizarrely right-wing local rag “The Comet” immediately issued a rebuke, […]
Belper, known as “Brown Town” for its off-the-scale drug problem
Belper is a handful of miles above derby, but just as notorious for its *****. Known as “Brown Town” for its off-the-scale drug problem, the local name for ***** here is Townies. They plague the town centre in droves, adorning their sports clothes with their ridiculously big football socks tucking over their adidas trousers. Baseball […]
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Elm Park
This tiny town based around a railway station, has become one of the hottest places for ***** to hang out. And why not with such activities as: sitting on a wall, getting pissed underneath the bridge, nicking sandwiches from the bakers and smashing shop windows. Elm Park has a history of racial attacks and unprovoked […]
Shrewsbury
If it wasn’t for the *****, attracted by a cheap riverside shopping centre, Shrewsbury would probably be alright. However, it is a total ********. Being in Shrewsbury must be good for *****. They can shoplift from the miniscule HMV with the oversized dance ‘music’ section, eat their excrement-like inedible ‘food’ in the medieval McDonalds, and […]
somerstown – in portsmouth
ok, portsmouth can boast at least 4 huge counsil estates leigh park, paulsgrove, somers town and gatcombe park. i have worked door to door in the first three and i have lived for a few month in leigh park. but i have to say somers town is the worst! it is awful, and i know, […]
Burnley
Burnley or Turdston as its locally known, has a joyful array of budding teenage *****, with criminal & antisocial tendencies leaning towards theft, arson & hazardous driving. The latter being performed regularly in & around the town centre car parks littered with joint ends & chip papers. Whilst the lucky few parade their boil ridden […]
Chatham
Chatham is in Southern Kent, and is surrounded by: Rochester Maidstone Strood and Walderslade Undoubtedly a town saturated in *****. Everywhere you go, you see **** guys smoking at each other or starting a fight with the hot dog man; he’s only trying to earn a living. Either that or you’re busy trying to work […]
