The worst places to live in Britain
Wigan, to be blunt, has become a ****-******** sh*thole. Having spent 29 years (too long, I’m currently looking for a place elsewhere, but I digress…) in this dump of a town I can safely say that in the last five years or so things have gone downhill here at a terrifying speed. The town centre […]
Read More… from Wigan – where hell once froze over… and then it rained constantly
Didcot, oh Didcot, what can I say? Possibly the ********* town in the UK (with the exception of Telford), the shopping “centre” is a row of about 100 shops, including such delights as 2 cheap hardware/plastic doll shops, a butcher selling bumper packs of anything and everything, a Peacocks (girl **** clothing), a Badgers (bloke […]
Leicester has many **** suburbs but two in particular stand out. One of these is Beaumont Leys. The place was one of those idealistic suburbs of the 1970s/earlly 1980s with the idea of creating a nice leafy suburb with drab council property’s (clever or what!). This turned out to be a **** idea as by […]
Visit Bradford, The pound shop mecca of the north. You call em ****’s we call em scroats… different name, same ****. They swan around in their ‘George at Asda’ burbury caps, and Adidas tracksuit tops from Matalan, 2 for a fiver. They all hang around outside Burger King while the bird gets her tammys from […]
Scotland. Anyone who has dared to venture there will agree with me in saying it’s one of the strangest places on earth. I played a gig there and what I found may distress and permenantly leave you in a state of bloody hatred and/or fear. Outside the pub we played in were a group of […]
OMG!!! I can’t believe Grimsby is not already on here! It pisses on all other towns when it comes to *****! (lol) I honestly think if someone did a survey on the population of Grimsby about 90% would be classed as townies (*****)! I’m 15 and many of my piers are classic *****, there not […]
Any one who has got within two miles of this South Coast mistake will have noticed how the car drivers get younger, their stereos louder, and their ability to smoke weed; listen to ‘banging’ house toooons; swear at passing motorists; and wear mail order clothes all at the same time. You can enter the town […]
I spent my adolescence here, and I can report that it is full of ***** (or “Scuffers” to use the local slang term). If you come in via Oxford, you will go past the scuffer-tastic Cogges Estate, where the more normal (ie non-council house) Manor Road and Oxlease are nestled twixt the scrotey houses of […]
This has to be the ********* town in the country. Not only voted the most boring town in the country by a national newspaper. It overrun with ***** and their little *****. **** central is the McDonalds in the Asda where Burberry and Von “I’d like to kick you where it hurts” Dutch is the […]
The ***** here. as another person pointed out are annoying. But I am guessing he is in his 20’s. ****’s here… are odd, Simply put. Take the school I went to for 4 long dead years, the city of Chavmouth ***** school for boys, They will take the piss out of you for any reason, […]
This is a small outer city town called Hedge End on the outskirts of southampton. Now this is usually a peaceful town where nothing actually happens until a Friday or a Saturday night. When the **** Alarm rings in the ears of all the ***** in Hedge End. There are two places too spot a […]
To be cool in Hertford means you have to be hard. You can test out you’re hardness at the weekend, outside the local kebab shop once the pubs & clubs have shut. Young ***** do battle in the street, with little regard for their own personal safety! The ultimate chicken champ worrier will command a […]
