Like just about any town in Great Britain, Ipswich has more than it’s fair share of *****. For some reason they seem to congregate around the college, despite the fact that none of them seem to do any work there. Ipswich also has more than it’s fair share of ****** drivers. There’s a double laned […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Worthing
Littlehamptons big brother- Worthing. A town so steeped in right wing chavism that when the Arts World requested a statue of Oscar Wilde (he wrote many plays here) in the town centre- the authorities said no- a gay man in a **** town would be just too much for the locals. The town is a […]
Aldershot
Always had a reputation for being rough because of the squaddies who live all around the area. Now just packed with *****. Popped in to the Hogshead one evening for a bite to eat and a few beers. Sat there enjoying the food while the glasses started flying around and about 5 people strolled past […]
Poole, Dorset
Well, this beautiful town that i live in is very nice if you ignore the *****. Popular names like ‘townie’ are popular here but we like to call ’em ****** and ***** too. We have some of the highest concentration of ***** here. Certain nice destinations like the leisure complex Tower Park are turned into […]
Slough – come friendly bombs
John Betjeman had the right idea. But not even in his wildest nightmares could he envisage the gold-plated, Currys Superstore-********, professional Ali G-bedevilled monster that Slough would become. Slough is the worst of all worlds. A peasant overspill from the East End after the Second World War, which fills the Orwellian netherworlds that are Britwell […]
Stockton on Tees
Stockton on Tees is positively **** central. Why? Well… i) large number of council estates, each with own **** branding ‘Hardwick’, ‘Ragworth’, ‘Roseworth’ and the jewel in the wooly hat, ‘Blue Hall’; ii) several ropey happy hardcore clubs in operation; iii) a few McDonalds around, including a drive-in for some quality boy-racer action; iv) several […]
Aylesbury
Aylesbury… What can I say? For those of you that know Aylesbury you will know what I mean when I say it is probably the ********* area in Buckinghamshire. There are several different **** estates that breed different forms of **** such as Quarrendon, Southcourt and Elmhurst. Regular haunts for under 16 ***** include the […]
Bicester
a real shocker nestling in the Oxfordshire countryside. As house prices soar and decent working people look for a house they can afford, many have stumbled into this cheap housing mecca of north Oxfordshire and regretted it. Im not from Bicester and i couldnt tell you the names of individual streets, pubs etc, but on […]
Daventry
Daventry, Northamptonshire – Full of 10-toes-to-a-foot, forehead shaving, sportswear clad, hillbilly gimps. A ghastly little town which has the misfortune to house some of the most **** social misfits ever to walk the planet. The locals are thick and ****** – where you aren’t accepted in polite society unless mum, dad and sister comes to […]
Basildon
Basildon is **** central, with varying levels of chavness depending on whether you are in one of the many council estates such as Vange or Somercoates, or if you’ve had the misfortune to wander into nearby Pitsea. Choice of transport depends on how much benefit fraud you can commit, ranging from the old favorite Vauxhall […]
Hemel Hempstead
The lesser spotted ***** of Hemel are a special breed. They are tipified by their scraped back hair into some form of neon coloured scrunchie, black bras worn under white vests bought from Wilkinsons, with addidas trousers (yes these ***** are not only ill dressed, but are also behind the times as far as **** […]
Hexham, Northumberland, Satan’s forsaken dross hole
I have had to add a SECOND town in our growing list of satan forsaken dross holes of the UK. Let me tell you about Hexham (hmm…sounded like a Stranglers song). Hexham is nestled comfortably on the A69 between my home town of Newcastle and Carlisle (both towns written about in iLiveHere). Hadrian’s Wall runs […]
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