If you ever have the misfortune to visit this miserable excuse for a town, then I hope for your sake that you leave as soon as possible. ***** hang about usually outside McDonalds (not inside as they can’t afford to buy a hamburger between them so resort to standing outside drinking their alcopops and smoking […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Tanfield Lea
Not really so much a town as a village, Tanfield Lea, and nearby Stanley crawl with amoebal life of the charv variety. Deprived of anywhere interesting to hang around, our charvs limit their lives to standing about and bothering old women outside the shop, trying to steal food from passers-by “ootseede the chippy” and getting […]
Northallerton
Northallerton, like many other towns, was once a nice, peaceful, little town near the countryside. And then it all changed. From when council houses were filled up in the dozons, i had noticed the ***** f***ers crawling around from day 1. Carrying 10 inch knives around, terrorizing old ladies and toddlers to “look ‘ard” and […]
Leicester
Town centre of Leicester, hang outs include maccy ds, iceland, pound shops and Argos. Leicester is home to the ********* ***** around, as well as hundreds of druggie ***** that shop lift every day. The clock tower in the town centre is a haven for them and the latest accessory for any up and coming […]
Hull (West)
Amongst the fishy smells that waft across that side of the city are to found your average ***** looking ***** kitted out in full head to toe Burberry with sovereign rings on each finger. They all came from the same mother and any male or female known to the family is simply known as Uncle […]
portsmouth – copnor/fratton
ok, this little nugget is so near somers town it hurts and it smells (but not quite as bad…more of off curry houses than the human waste somers town gives off) me and my boyfriend were walking down my road talking about this site and 2 steps out the door i saw a michelle (big […]
Wolverhampton, init…
If you ever plan to (and I suggest you don’t) visit Wolverhampton, don’t ever go to Costcutter or Bradmore Chippy…they all “hang” there and do their “cool” things. These things may include anything, such as smoking, spitting, staring stupidly into the sky… I guess the town center would be the place where they mainly visit. […]
Telford
You have to remember, this place was created as a kinda overflow for Birmingham and Wolverhamption, so there councils dumped all the **** on poor old Telford. Used to be a nice place, but now, well, it’s a toilet. If you ever decide to vist there, the train is probally the best way, as the […]
Meersbrook, Sheffield
Ahhhhh Sheffield, one of the greenest cities in the country, miles of woodland, over 50 parks and unfortunately a growing population of Britain’s underclass, *****. There are many places where they can be spotted, although the city centre is highly regarded as a hotspot. Here the ***** can congregate in many areas such as the […]
Middlesbrough
Where to start… Go to any estate, any area of Middlesbrough and you will find 70% of the residents are complete *****.. Some of the more popular **** areas are: Hemlington Linthorpe The avenue Whinney (Bronx) Banks Lets take Hemlington to start with, Was once a nice place, with lovly resident, it even had a […]
Kirkcaldy
where do we begin? ok, well, the picturesque high street is lined on both sides by sport shops and “up” market, budget, ladies fashion emporia. the high street also has an abudance of take away meat boutiques. i say meat because some of those kebabs are a bit stringy. outside these culinary palaces we can […]
Sutton Coldfield
Ah, welcome to the North Birmingham suburbian town of Sutton Coldfield. This place purports to be an affluent, well-to-do sort of area, but in reality harbours the sort of dole-ite **** even Trisha would run away screaming from. Firstly, it borders the scabby ward of Kingstanding, an area which for several years held the dubious […]
