The worst places to live in Britain
Even in the middle of nowhere, Pewsey isn’t even a town. It’s a large village, and you probably have never even heard of it. Nevertheless, come nighttime, the local townies (don’t they realise they are in the countryside??!!) can be found in the bus stop (there’s only one) or by the Co-op (thats the only […]
Read More… from Pewsey: see the townies in their kevved-up Fiat Puntos by the Co-op
Unfortunatly I live 3 miles away from this ultimate **** town. If anyone has ever been here then I pity your poor chavness. If you live here….lol. Being the home of the best **** holiday destination- Butlins Bognor, it attracts not only local Bognorians, but ***** from afar wanting the “full ***** **** holiday experience.” […]
Considered by many as the birthplace of the ****, Midsomer Norton is the penulmtimate destination for the **** hunter. I am writing this letter with a small tear in my eye because ……i was once a ****. It started when i was 14 and lasted untill i was 16. Not a day goes by when […]
Oh my good ******* grief! ROMFORD is just about the lowest common denominator in the whole of Chavdom bar NONE. If you see a male under the age of 17 walking down the road, who isn’t wearing the uniform of track suit,white trainers and cap (at a jaunty angle of course) you actually turn and […]
I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]
Read More… from Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast
It’s been a while since I lived in Telford (I left in 1995 and grateful I am for that) but I would expect that not much has changed. I lived for a while on the Sutton Hill estate (generally considered to be the worst at the time) which had the only Spar (as far as […]
Hailsham war memorial is a magnets for ***** from all over the county of East Sussex. Many a mayfair is smoked by ***** with hair stuck down with “Mega Tub ‘O’ Gel” nicely obscured by the baseball cap. Some local **** language: Alright my chave Dinlow Crank Oi chavie Interesting local **** observations: A hailsham […]
The jewell in the West Midlands crown. The ideal home for doctors, executives, and all other good professions. A modern metropolis which prides itself in being the posh part of the Birmingham area. Sounds like an ideal place. However like most places these days, nowhere is safe from old Kev and Shaz aka **** and […]
What can you say about Deal? On the face of it, a pleasant Kent seaside resort with a charming “old town” clustered around the lovely Middle Street area. But dig deeper and you will find that these beautiful old houses are connected by a series of 18th century tunnels which helped smugglers to transport their […]
Read More… from Deal, a pleasant Kent seaside resort on the face of it, but dig deeper…
For the uninitiated may I introduce you to Camden Town or ‘**** Town’ as it’s know locally. Upon arrival you will be greeted by a man selling pants, not ordinary pants but fake calvins no less and to go with your new pants you will no doubt wish to purchase the obligatory ‘Burberry’ scarf, genuine […]
3 for 1, I know, but there really is no point in distinguishing between any of them as they are all within spitting distance of each other, and we all know how those ****** love to spit!! I had the misfortune to move to Atherton a few years ago and due to financial constraints am […]
In reality the sleepy town of Cranbrook is undoubtedly a minnow compared to some of the ***** strongholds described elsewhere on this site. However, anyone who is familiar with the place will undoubtedly empathise with the alarming realisation that ***** are fast emigrating to the more upper class areas of rural England. Behind the picturesque […]
