A great place to go if you want to lose the will to live. Whether it be the tatty, wind-swept market with its plastic jewellry and out-of-date food stalls, garishly coloured children’s playground or the finest selection of cheap shops this side of Thornaby, nowhere has made me feel more like just laying down and […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Royal Tunbridge Wells
The name is deceiving, Royal Tunbridge Wells. A strange town where the rich hide away and the ****’s dominate. The pleasant suburbs of High Brooms and the Shepway estate house the majority of *****, with plenty of outlets for them to purchase scratchcards, McCains Microchips and Sunny D. The tracksuit clad mutants can always be […]
Stevenage
Stevenage – it featured in the film “Boston Kickout” – and didn’t come out of it very well. The Town Centre is full of *****. Beer bellied Dads(and Mums) all a-jangle with Elizabeth Duke, screaming at Bailey, Paris and Keisha while waving their Lambert and Butlers. Scaring the **** out of the local wrinkly population […]
Bolsover: at night it becomes a typical dirt hole
Bolsover is a small former mining town in Derbyshire. At first you think that it is a pleasant town. Unfortunately, when you see it at night it becomes a typical **** sh*thole. At night the ***** enjoy ******* around the market square. The ***** are of the usual quality of fake Burberry caps and knocked-off […]
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Bridgwater, take your time driving through (with the doors locked)
I am most surprised given the prominence of the notoriety that no-one has yet nominated glorious Bridgy. Bridgwater must be seen in the flesh to be believed. Where else in the UK would even the locals bother to alter the oddly-pentagon-shaped town name sign with a line through BW and replace it with Bosnia / […]
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Stockport
I’d like to nominate Stockport as the chaviest place in the entire world, and have the town’s name changed to ‘Rockport’. It says a lot about the culture of the people of your home town, when your cultural hotspot isn’t a museum, park, art gallery or even cafe/bar, but a McDonald’s Drive-Thru. *****, or scalls […]
Trowbridge, Wiltshire
Trowbridge is like the **** of Wiltshire, but not a JLo useful sort of ****, more like your average fat smelly ****. One of the prettiest counties in the UK needs somewhere to throw its sausage factories, its scabby markets and all the other ****-friendly amenities, whilst the rest of the county enjoys relatively ****-free […]
Grays – the ******** of England
Take it from me – you do not want to ever visit this godforsaken ********. The only reason to go there is to pass through on the way to Tilbury – and you don’t want to bother with that toilet either. I had the gross misfortune to have to live in Grays for 18 months […]
St.Albans
Oh my gosh! What a **** little city! The amount of cap wearing thugs this place breeds is horrible. The thing is, they actually think they’re better than normal ***** because they think the name St.Albans is held in high regard. The McDonalds on the highstreet is a well-known **** meeting point. The highstreet also […]
Ashton-under-Lyne
I’m very surprised and astonished to see that Ashton-under-Lyne in Greater Manchester has not been added to this site. As you can imagine, Manchester gave us the **** (here-on in, referred to as bods), with its horrid ‘mad for it’ accent. In Ashton, bods have a packing order. It seems that the more ‘dappa’ gear […]
South Bristol
East Rd McDonalds […]
Stowmarket, Suffolk
Many people view Suffolk as a tranquil and peaceful place, and whilst this may be true of the rural and sparsely populated parts of the county, wherever villages and towns are found (Suffolk has no cities!), this is certainly not the case. The town of Stowmarket, with a population of about 15,000 people, is a […]
