Canary Wharf – **** Free Paradise. This site so far shows examples of how bad planning, bad retailing, and lack of compulsory national service for the terminally stupid can lead to any locality becoming ******** with the sort of pond life which should normally only be fund within nuclear fallout zones. There is hope however, […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Lesta (Leicester)
My friend Marc had this to say about his home town.. “Leicester (also known as ‘Lesta’) is one of the fastest growing **** cities in the UK. An average of 10 children per hour switch from baggy trousers and Linkin Park hoodies to Adidas track suits and Nike sweatshirts because it’s ‘well safe man innit’. […]
Bournemouth – A balanced view
The picturesque beaches, exclusive bars and clubs in Bournemouth, make this a town where you would hope that the **** population had been squashed into submission… Nothing could be further from the truth. Although the more socially adept can generally avoid the ******* element, they permeate into the Town Centre on a Friday. Once denied […]
Hull
It could be said that Hull is a total dump and would be better used for some sort of “Escape From New York” style prison without giving the local peasants a chnce to leave before building the 30 foot high, razore-wire topped walls. However this is unfair. How could such derogatory remarks be made about […]
ealing
i forgot to mention that i actually saw a ******** taking a dump behind a brick wall near a church just off the high street. The only reason I know she was ‘dumping’ was by her group of cackling and screaming mates pointing this grim fact out to all and sundry. The sad thing was […]
Woking (an addition to something previously missed!)
Basically, Woking has already been pointed out that it harbours a worryingly high population of charvae…. however the vital ingredient in the increace of the **** population within Woking has got to be the Peacock Centre… It’s 4 floors of pure chavdom… god forbid someone buys a meal from the foodcourt to eat it at […]
Read More… from Woking (an addition to something previously missed!)
ealing
Ealing?? I hear you say-prim middle class borough of west london??? Yes several years ago ealing was a pillar of middle classness with a bohemian set of youth drinkers and partygoers. Suddenly and for some hitherto unknown reason ****** from uxbridge, ruislip and hayes seemed drawn to the place of a saturday afteroon/evening. Let me […]
Nottingham
I am pretty sure, despite all other allegations, that Nottingham is the **** epi-centre of the United Kingdom. You can’t walk down any street without hearing the familiar ‘Narr, innit’ sounds (The good thing about ***** is that you can generally hear them before you see them!). It’s getting to a point where ‘hate’ would […]
Birmingham City Centre
Having read about all of the **** Towns in the UK, i have to admit that Birmingham had a more Dispersed **** Population compared to most of the UK, however, i still thought it deserved a mention. In my opinion, birmingham city centre exists solely for the purpose of ***** (it still remains an miracle […]
halesowen
from 6pm onwards, rain or shine, halesowen bus station is full of *****. they dont actually go anywhere, they just prevent everyone else from doing so. theres lots of fun things to do in the bus station, such as ******* around the offy, engaging in coitus with ones girlfriend, kicking in the bus shelters and […]
Stanley
For Christs sake just dont go there. Ever. Typical of many ex mining / heavy industry towns littering the north (Spennymoor, Sunderland, Consett, Bedlington, Cramlington, the list goes on) Stanley is a soulless ******** of a place in the middle of ******* nowhere. I am unfortunate in that I was forced to live there during […]
LUTON
Ok so i’ve already done one of these for the lovely place that is Luton, but i dont think that i did it enough justice. I didnt mention the delights of Marsh Farm or the **** breeding grounds that are ‘Tin Town’ and ASDA. Marsh Farm is a genuinely scary place if u dont come […]
