Known the the Local Cackers as ‘Corfe’ in that cool guy gangsta abbriviation. Chillin in their masses round the coop or wherever there is a rumored fight taking place. you cant walk down the street without hearing the high pitched whirring of a ped, the chosen mode of transport for them, everytime you hear it […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Aylesbury Innit
It isn’t documented when Aylesbury was first twinned with Innit, but now one can’t imagine them as seperate entities. Aylesbury is a bog town, swamped with all manner of **** species. Within Lowered Nova SRI driving distance of Bicester Village, a Factory Outlet built with ***** in mind. A Burberry store opposite a Reebok Shop […]
Grimsby
The amateur anthropologist of the underclass will find much to study in the North East Lincolnshire town of Great Grimsby. Indeed, I have been conducting informal participant observation of the **** section of the populace of this fine town and am able to make some interim observations: a) Charver activity is reaching epidemic proportions. b) […]
ashton-under-lyne
this little hell hole has that many ****’s that allsports put 2 shops there just round the corner from each other. this small market town use 2 have a market hall till a bunch of ****’s burnt it down. by day the town is full of ****’s by there trackies from 1 of the 2 […]
Peterborough (Pee’a’burra)
Peterborough (or Pee’a’burra in **** parlance) is a cathedral city best known for it’s passport office, rail links to the North and a semi-famous (not to mention extremely ******) football team manager – Barry Fry. I’m shocked that Peterborough hasn’t yet been listed as a **** town because I think it’s a worthy contender for […]
Shoeburyness
Where do the ***** hangout here?Like everywhere? OK; in truth Shoeburyness is not a TOWN, per se, it’s an extension of Southend-on-Sea. If Essex is the bum of the UK, then Southend, is the ********. And Shoeburyness is, well, the *****! Southend took a monumental decision 30 years ago, that since Shoeburyness was a sort […]
Leeds
By day it’s a bustling shopping city, friendly enough, nice places to go to. By night it’s a **** town laiden with vomit, empty bacardi bottles and shouting twunts with a *** in one hand and the latest Jentina single stolen from HMV in the other hand. These charming people piss next to the kiosks […]
Wolverhampton
I just had to add something to what has already been written about this Black Country jewel after living there for five years…. Apparently, Wolverhampton is now a city, although St. Peter’s Church, a thousand year old building there, is in better nick than the tired old Mander Centre wear the Mecca for **** “fashion […]
The Wirral (Birkenhead)
The Wirral, to what all scousers believe is a pleasant and green land over the river mersey, away from all the **** of the universe! well think again! Unfortunately, i happen to live on the wirral, but i live in one of the ‘nicer’ parts, a small village with parks etc and nice semi-detached houses […]
Sheffield
A quick tour of Sheffield, South Yorkshire Unfortunately most people leave sheffield because of the lack of real career opportunities present in the city, and to most people anything paying minimum wage is not seen as a long term “opportunity”. However in the “ned” mentality something which offers the opportunity for survival and reward without […]
Loughborough
The Chavi (8-14yrs) as with every other town hang around outside Londis, Spar, One stop asking for people to buy **** and or 20/20 The ***** during working hours will generally be found in 4/5 lad groups near the cinema smoking drum roll ups and glaring at anyone not wearing fake burberry or without tracksuit […]
Brentford
“When a man is tired of Brentford – he’s tired of death.” If you think Dagenham’s chock full of *****, try journeying to the other end of London! Brentford, on the western outskirts of the city, is the real deal! It was near here that a man was set alight and burned to death recently […]
