The place where ***** come out to play at night! It’s so lovely in the day time, when the alternative moshers and skaters or punks or whatever can actually hang around without being bothered by the **** species. 9:00 is like the allocated time for ***** to come out and everyone else to go in. […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Bermondsey – Home of Jade Goody.
I can’t believe I’m the first one to add this place. JADE. GOODY. Two words guaranteed to strike fear into the heart of any sane person. She lived down the goddamn road from me. She went to my bloody secondary school. Do you know, since Big Brother, how many ***** have popped up claiming that […]
Dundee – just say no..
Despite investment and Universities, it’s reassuring to know that the **** gene puddle remains intact. The town centre is a selection of shopping centres, and pedestrianised areas where ***** are getting ever more obnoxious in their attempts to provoke passers by into an argument and/or fight.When young, they congregate outside MacDonalds where wispy upper-lipped ******* […]
thetford
tescos, hmmmmmmmm the highlight of townie life. superdrug seems to be the in place to hang out, if not try the great new look, also numerous sportshops provide excellent **** entertainment. mcdonalds is also a great place for townies to hang out and meet new friends, also it is their main career choice, as they […]
Grimsby
Welcome to the **** centeral of England! Visit the local market, where you can find many fashionable clothing items and discout prices, such as Burberry caps, Louis Vuiton handbags and much more. Or if you feel like a night why not visit one of the bars and clubs in Cleethorpes or Grimsby Town Centre. If […]
Hartlepool
The chava population of hartlepool well we call them chores round here in this town the chores don’t just stick to trademark chava clothing they mix their fred perry jumpers and nike air max trianers with jeans, which dosent exactly mark them out as a across the board chava, Hartlepool must be covered in chavas […]
Staines
I can’t believe Staines isn’t already listed! The ‘home’ of Ali ‘G’ and subsequently ‘The Staines Massive’ – because the inhabitants of this place, so named because it is A DIRTY MARK ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, actually think he’s for real. Yes, honestly.I have seen graffiti proclaiming the territory of “ThE staIns mASiv” […]
Rhyl
I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned this hell-hole, where ***** who can’t afford blackpool end up. Come summer the promenade is awash with spotty teenaged shell-suiters pushing prams and looking generally disaffected. And thats just the tourists. Described elsewhere on the web as ‘the place where junkies go to die’. […]
Woking(again)
I can’t keep quiet and must provide you with my further adventures of everyday life in the spunkbubble town of Woking and its despicable ‘care in the community’ burbury wearing shitcreep population of *****. In Dantes Inferno he describes that there are in fact 7 levels of hell and on the bottom level you will […]
Bexleyheath
I have the pleasure in my existence as a temp to sit opposite a gentleman from the aforementioned Bexleyheath. I had only ever been through there on the train, legging it to Canterbury, and did not realise the **** hole it was until meeting and talking with this bloke. One of his first questions was […]
louth (lincolnshire)
what can i say? no matter where you go in louth then your sure to run into 1 **** or more. if our on the look out for ****’s then you could do worse than to go into chaplin’s bar/niteclub any day of the week (thursday is by far the best time to go as […]
Miles Platting
Miles Platting is the Getto of Manchester! It is just about a 20min walk from the city center and there you reach it! Four big huge council flats all run down and some filled with the worst ***** you could ever meet. The you reach medway shops the local hangout for the ***** and *********! […]
