Guiseley fifteen years ago was a lovely place, the streets were clean, birds sang in the trees and you could leave your back door open without fear of robbery. Then McDonalds (always a good place to spot *****), KFC and Burgerking opened up franchises, Guiseley got a ‘retail’ park (complete with two discount shoe shops […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Sileby
Sileby,my home town,some of which is rather respectable in apperance,except for the areas of land which have been completley overrun by the **** of the earth(gypsys and other ossortments of ******)the worst being the ****! The high street for example has such excellent places of **** gathering,includingthe newly built Tesco express(Chavsco)this is where the majority […]
Chelmsford
***** (or hood **** as i know them) like to hang about on Duke Street, which is the area of **** culinary heaven boasting around 5 kebab shops, two pizza places and a DFC (dodgy fried chicken) all in a 150 metre length. The local council recently demolished the seating area outside macdonalds purely because […]
Brighton
post office queue, in the co-op, london road, brighton 2 catagories of person: pensioners = pension ***** = giro top **** hang-out. qualify for **** status, you must: 1 wear as much gold jewellery as possible – preferably 3 or more gold hoops in each ear, lots of chains & 2 or more sovereign rings […]
spalding (lincolnshire)
well what can i say about spalding? (nothing funny thats for sure!) for the cultured **** spotter they could do no worse than come to spalding as this town is crawlling with the little gits. what do i mean? well let me explain. toi the untrained eye spalding isno more than a quiet market town […]
Shrewsbury (Almost at **** status but not quite)
As a Shrewsbury lad, supporter of the local football team and someone who loves his home town to bits…it’s painful to say it….but Shrewsbury is coming close to **** status. I’ve now moved away to a big city (rather be in Shrewsbury!) for my job. I was in Shrewsbury yesterday and the burberry handbags, dyed […]
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Uttoxeter
Ladies and Gentlemen,I introduce to you Utoxeter,a secret den for *****.A little market town in Staffordshire,twined with Roston Vasey! Home to JCB ( Just ***** Babe),Elkes Biscuits(the equivilant of a ***** social club) oh,and **** water. The unfortunate visitor can’t help but notice the strangely high foreheads these ***** have.Worryingly,they all look related! The young […]
Telford
Telford is the grimmest place on the planet, and home to 99% of *****/*********. Telford was created as an overspill town in the 1970’s from over populated Birmingham and Wolverhampton areas. Town Planners never thought that Telford would become a magnet for the masses of ***** that live there in boarded up grief holes on […]
Kingstanding
I know Birmingham has been mentioned but… Is a district of North Birmingham where the ********* of ***** and ********* all seem to have been born and bred.Really you cannot go more than 5 feet without seeing one,or indeed 5 minutes without hearing abuse being hurled by one of them on one of their midday […]
Bangor, the amount of wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear has ballooned
While the proliferation of ******** has been noticeable everywhere in recent years, surely no-where has had such a massive sub-population growth as Bangor. The amount of annoying wee toe-rags in cheap sportswear and **** jewellery has ballooned in recent years, a fact I believe to be linked with the opening of Lizzy Duke in the […]
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Northfield Birmingham
Anyone that has had the pleasure of waiting at the lights by Northfields premier shopping centre must have had that ‘am I on the set of Dawn of the Dead feeling’. To get that many faded puple tracksuit tops on that many men, woman, teenagers, zombies is really something. The City Council must be considering […]
Blackwood, Gwent
Bloody hell, where to begin? It seems that the past few years have seen the ***** take over, mainly since the council moved loads of them from the notorious Lansbury Park estate in Caerphilly over to Blackwood. Most of them can’t even speak properly (example: 15 yr old tracksuit/fake burberry clad **** “Oy bah……BAHHHHHHH. Lend […]
