Went for a drive the other day and stumbled upon this gem of a town. Well, when I say town, I mean the place where ***** go on holiday. It’s packed trailer to trailer, much like the council flats from which they’ve come to escape from. The beach, although very lovely in a desolate kind […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
orpington kent (the one and only)
this really is one of the most depressing ********* on earth. mums with buggys , hoopy gold earrings and pastel coloured towelling market tracksuits with snotty nosed “**** to be” brats with little fake burberry hats. there is a varied selection of ***** ******** pubs to choose from in the high street where you can […]
Woking, the bits you missed!
Hmm it can only be described as the ultimate breeding ground for the **** like things! I sure biologists from around the world would have a field day discovering the different types of human sub life that are in that town! Surprising reading the other posts they missed the largest **** centre of them all […]
Fulham – Surely a mistake??
***** – like bacteria – are everywhere. Like bacteria they are most active in areas that smell of **** and piss, but examine the most sterile zones and you will find some somewhere. In Fulham you might think you have found a **** free zone as Ruperts and Carolines strut around in their Gucci shoes, […]
Enfield Town
Enfield Town truly is **** Central. Generations of **** have been brought up in this town, therefore the wonderful place is full of **** heritage.May I start with the ‘Town House’ where all self respecting young ***** began their journey through life once upon a time. The **** girls first pair of hoopy earrings and […]
Middleton, Manchester
Welcome to Middleton, core of the **** universe within North Manchester. Here we have a special breed of **** and ********. This particular breed of gutter dwelling, fake burberry wearing council estate **** are ever so proud of their social status. Drawing in local ***** from surrounding Hollins, Boarshaw and not forgetting the lovely Langley […]
spalding
well here we go again with agent stez’s research report on **** life/culture in spalding. today we’re looking at a ****’s idea of night life. to begin with the budding **** watcher in search of **** night life then you have to head for either shooter’s bar (in the main market place) or the punch […]
Witham
I only had the pleasure of spending a few hours in this town but is displayed some of the qualities of a chavtown. We visited my girlfriend’s brother as he had just bought an ex-council house, the only thing first time buyers can be expected to afford in Essex without help from either the Lottery […]
Guildford
My, My, My. What can I say. Since i arrived here 2 years ago to start university-and thats the university not guildford college to all you ***** out there, i have never seen so many ***** littering the streets. Baseball caps at 45 degrees upwards, ****** cars everywhere you look and enough burberry to make […]
‘Notanam’
‘Notanam’ or Nottingham as any well educated person would pronounce it is one of the over-sized petri dishes used to produce such a huge amount of **** **** on an hourly rate. Although they can seen during day light hours, usually in a group of 5 – 20+ ******* around smoking, shouting, swearing and blinging, […]
Stockton-On-Tees (or in fact any town in Teesside)
If you ever get the chance to pass by this ****** North-Eastern town then do exactly that – pass it by. Stay on the A19 and keep going until you get to Newcastle, or hot-foot it back south over the Yorkshire border, and go to York. At least then you can get a Frappucino, because […]
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Barnsley
I just can’t believe no-one has nominated Barnsley so far!!! As well as the usual character descriptions and behavioural lack of variety of subject matter of the inmates of other suitable ********* such as Peterborough, Bradford and Wigan come the good people of Barnsley – lol, who were, alas, even further down the line when […]
