Llandudno is a pleasant and rather elegant seaside resort in North Wales. By day, the streets are filled with fairly ordinary people walking around shopping. Look a little closer though and you will see that the benches on the street corners are filled with belligerent shaven headed dwarves, either high on something or trying to […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Basingstoke
Basingstoke has not only the highest concentration of ***** but must also qualify as having the ugliest ***** as well. The new shopping centre is awash with fake burbery and the squeek of cheap white trainers on the fake marble floors. Every other person is a fat teenage mother with three kids of different colours […]
Nuneaton
This is a town where the chavsters reign supreme. The men are crowned with fake Burberry caps in White Lightening ceremonies in the local kiddies parks. Girls have two goals in life: to get pregnant by the age of 16 and to buy as much jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos as possible. McDonalds is […]
Swindon
This town, in all rights, should be in the top 10. For it is a town that is pure ****, and what makes things worse is that it doesn’t realise it is ****. The name Swindon literally means “Pig Hill” (from the Anglo-Saxon (Swine Dun). Ironical really. This is a town that was shat straight […]
Worcester
If, and probably when, England becomes a **** nation, and King Jason and Queen Chelsea are sitting on a burberry throne, the capital will surely move to Worcester. The city centre contains everything for your modern-day ****. Argos, Index, McDonalds… The main hangout is indeed the latter, where smoking ****, the cheaper the better, spitting […]
Peterborough – (now Chavborough) The **** experience holiday
Well, I am deeply shocked that this site has been up for so long without the king of bling town not being represented. Conveniently situated on the A1, Peterborough provides a great day out, or even an extended stay. The **** experience holiday is well represented here. You can visit St ****’s cathedral, walk along […]
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Manchester,
Benchill EstateThe hub of south manchester chavdom, Stockport can only dream, this is where mail order rules, and the **** moves house a lot! This is home to the fat **** that teararses round in an old “done up” Fiat Punto, with trade mark drain pipe masquerading as a performance exhaust. This is the place […]
Chesham, Buckinghamshire
I know this town is listed twice already, but I have to comment…Chesham would be a nice picturesque town, very leafy, in a beautiful valley. The place is a little underfunded by the local government (Tory, as ever) but otherwise it’s great. However… The ***** are here too. Every night, they loiter outside the McDonalds’ […]
Baildon
Tiny, but teeming with townies. This small town is home to many secondary schools where the majority of it’s drop-outs are *****, this causes the local area to be a **** ******** hell-hole. After school hours the New **** Army advance on the local fish and chip shop, where battered pineapples will be purchased in […]
Dartford
Can’t believe that no-one has mentioned Dartford yet. I had the misfortune to work there for a year. Before I visited the town, I imagined it was a quaint Kent market town with interesting architecture. In fact it’s like a grim Northern industrial town that has been re-assembled brick-by-brick in the south-east of England. The […]
Shepherds Bush – London Suburb
The first thing you notice about Shepherds Bush is it has that je ne sais naff quality, which is ideal to foster the world-wide **** culture which inhabits the area. The local shopping precinct is like the Hamlin to the local chavlets. The place has more ***** than your average Shoe City. The ***** are […]
manchester, clayton
ok this aint really a town, its like an estate/town…but it also happens to be the centre of all **** breeding within manchester…they come in 2 form in clayton… 1 the “CMD” no1 know wat it means but they think they are the firm and walk around wearing a black glove on there right hand(very […]
