More special than Special Brew, Mansfield is the place to be when it comes to **** spotting. Tarted-up Novas, Sierras and Escorts are de rigueur round and about the town of Mansfield. The handy location of the cinema complex, within a stone’s throw of both a Maccas and a KFC drive-thru ensures that the ***** […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Gravesend
How has this fleapit of south-eastern chavdom escaped mention thus far? The town’s per capita average weight of fake gold likely outweighs most Zurich banks, while the number of sportswear-clad ****** exhibiting naff tattoos, spiky but balding hair, lardy girlfriends and parents with the combined IQ of a ******** housefly seems to increase massively every […]
Poole, Dorset
I no a lot of the ***** in poole an I absolutely hate them. I can hardly go in to poole because of them without being on my guard an going into poole on my own is an absolutely crazy idea. because I seemed to upset them by hitting one of there mates (I was […]
Aberdeen
Aberdeen, is a good city except the couple of **** around!!!! They hang about McDonalds 24/7 standing there with a *** ******* out their mouths eye up all the bits of stuff going past. It’s like, you’re gonna pull looking like that aren’t you! They also hang out at this place where they play pool […]
Gosport, HAMPSHIRE.
The local ***** tend to frequent the town centre on Friday and Saturday nights. Fat Gosport girls (usually fat from having 6 children by 18) shout and ball it there branded sports gear (with shoes, not trainers as they still have to adhere to club dress-codes), and are usually smothered in cheap jewellery from the […]
Ilkeh Moo-ar Ba-Tat
Home to the good upper school, lovely scenery, nice shops and old people. But hark, as the town bells ring six o’clock the teenage kappa slappas emerge from their dark and dingy local to piss in the flower beds. The bench on the corner outside Woolies seems to be a favourite hang for these nright […]
Borehamwood – **** Media Central
A place where even the fuckwits in the Big Brother house look classy.I used to work at the Film Studios here, and fortunately they had gates and security guards to keep the little feckers out. However, whenever a show needed a “rent a mob” audience, the gates were thrown open and the local ***** swarmed […]
PLYMOUTH-JANNERGEDDON!!!!!!
I have had the misfortune to have to live and work in this godforsaken,burberry ********,****** ******** for 12 years now! Where shall I start,I originally come from near manchester which I admit,has a significant **** element.There is only one major difference that truly sets Plymouth apart though..the ***** in Plymouth ARE thick as ****.chavdom for […]
Exeter – The Wild west
Sleepy Devon is a haven for ner’do’wells who have dropped out of the bright lights of Croydon and Stevenage, whilst at the same time having a very strong presence of the local breed of ****, of which there are several sub-breeds (Laners being one of them). and they all have the same rat-like eyes and […]
Dudley
A Guided Tour of the ********* Town in the Midlands A clear winner for the title of ********* Town in the Midlands (although I admit it faces stiff competition from Kidderminster and Telford), Dudley has it all. Follow me on a tour of the wonderland… Our journey starts at Dudley Bus Station. Let’s start with […]
Coalville
nestling south of the beautiful National Forest and in an increasingly affluent district, Coalville stands out like a sore thumb!! not quite to the standard of local giants Loughborough or Leicester it still comprises copius amounts of evil chavsters. Marlborough Square tends to be the meeting point for the immobile crews while various car parks […]
Merry Hill
Whilst most of Merry Hill is relatively ****-free some areas have more **** than a Trisha audience. Most notibly, the area from Asda to Mcdonalds seems to attract them in large numbers. The absence of an Argos in this area leads me to believe it is the quality Asda home-brand food product or wholesome Big […]
