Crook Vegas as it is affectionately referred to is a bleak **** hole somewhere in County Durham. Pram faced locals descend on the town centre to visit Greggs, Peters or shoplift wares from the ‘Original’ Factory Shop. Many of them reside in the delightful and scenic ‘Gaza Strip’. At weekends the streets are patrolled by rabid, […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Bolton-Down-the Drain
The once proud town of Bolton is now a sewer. No one sews any more as the textile industry was exported along with any other worthwhile jobs and all that’s left to knit lies festering underground. Even the soccer club ain’t in Bolton anymore, fobbed-off to some marsh probably owned by Council chancers before the […]
Crawley is like looking what the cat coughed up and pissed all over
Cesspit, ********, cat-sick-slobber – there are many names for Crawley. Some call it the Armpit of the South, I’d go further than that. I’d say it’s the infected spot in the Armpit of the South. My two friends and I were so pleased when we discovered that Crawley had not been missed off the list […]
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Dunstable
I have now completed a year working in the Dunstable area and any day now I am expecting the Queen to summon me for my knighthood. Dunstable has to be one of the worst towns in the country. It has more taxi drivers than people, I swear I was asked if I needed a taxi (although […]
Norwich and it’s litter tray newspaper.
Norwich is wonderful, historic, interesting city. However Norwich is ruined by its inhabitants, who are mostly ******, by development, which is mostly *****, by the police who are mostly **** or hired hobbybobby pcso *****, by the council who are all crooked *****, by migrants who are turning our historic streets and shops into baazaars, […]
WORKSOP, North Nottinghamshire
Worksop, it’s a real charmer of a **** Town. The youth of this town of this place almost make one contemplate suicide as a means of avoiding contact with this East Midlands variety of low-life. Car theft, shop-lifting, endemic violence, fear of working for a living are the attributes of this god forsaken place. How […]
Swindon – Chavistani’s
Swindon has continued it’s decline as the ****-pit of England, most notably thanks to Swindon Borough council, who have accelerated **** breeding with their countless hair-brained schemes. The most obvious being the town centre, or what locals refer to as ‘pound-land’. Anyway, enough about that. The reason for this post is the farcical rise of a […]
Beddau – Welsh For Satan’s ****!
To those of you that have never had the displeasure of visiting the **** ***** stain of humanity called ‘Beddau’ situated a bus ride from the other **** hellhole known as Pontypridd (translates as Sh1tdump on the Taff), I bid you a warm welcome to the carbuncle of **** known as the place what I, […]
Newton Heath, Manchester, put simply is the ****-end of the world
Newton Heath, put simply, is the ****-end of the world. There are a lot of piss stained, beer soaked swillings of towns reviewed on this site but I can honestly promise you, they are nothing compared to the blight on the UK that is Newton Heath. Situated in the North of Manchester, it is perilously […]
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Spondon
Spondon has long been the fortress of Derby to the **** mongrols, but is slowly being taken over by the **** scurge. Spondon is an odd place, as half of the suburb is a stinking **** hole of a council estate – with such delights as plastic garden ornaments on roofs (perferably from argos) and […]
Catrine, the village of the damned
A small village near Kilmarnock, – a town which in itself deserves an article in this web site – Catrine sees itself as an ‘historic mill town’. This may be true but it is not an accurate description of the village. Catrine is a ned town (the word ‘ned’, is the Scottish equivalent of the […]
Jog on you jesters! – Re Deal
Having the town of Deal appear on this site at all is laughable and what a sad individual it must take to deride any aspect of such a pleasant and historic town if he or she lived here or knew it well. Jog on and leave us to enjoy the place. Just learning how to use a […]
