I had the great displeasure of living in this atrocious town for 9 months. Llanelli ***** are a breed unto themselves – they seem to be a few years behind the rest of the country’s *****. Burberry hadwear still hasn’t caught on. The girls can be spotted by their Kappa-******* wear, oversized hoops, baby in […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Rugby, Warwickshire
Home to a prestigious public school and a couple of very good grammars, the locals of this unbelievably narrow minded little market town feel the need to rebalance the gene pool by spawning gap toothed wingnut eared cheap blinging gold festooned rat boys, and kappa ******** who give birth so soon after they are born […]
Luton, everyone who lives there are in fact, the spawn of Satan
It is clear as soon as you step out of Luton Central Station that everyone who lives there are in fact the spawn of Satan. As well as the usual accessories of jewellery, fake burberry clothes (they can’t afford the real stuff in Luton) the chavgirls have to have a pushchair with a small demonic […]
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Mansfield, ***** galore
More special than Special Brew, Mansfield is the place to be when it comes to **** spotting. Tarted-up Novas, Sierras and Escorts are de rigueur round and about the town of Mansfield. The handy location of the cinema complex, within a stone’s throw of both a Maccas and a KFC drive-thru ensures that the ***** […]
Colne
Colne, famous for Wallace Hartly (the guy on the titanic i think), and for boasting the biggest paving stone in the world, wow what a place. A new boast of colne is that it actually spawned the race that is known as ****’s, colne is rife with them, driving up n down the ‘valley’ in […]
Erith
Erith, North West Kent, bordering with Greater London officially has the highest concentration of 18 – 25 year olds in the UK. Of these, arounnd 95% are ****, *****, smackheads or other such ambulatory **** that should be gassed until they stop twitching. Not only is Erith packed to the gills wih such mouth breathing […]
Newport and suburbs
I recently worked in a suburb of Newport. Newport itself is bad enough but this area is the height of pikeyness (sorry it’s still ***** in my neck of the woods).Where to start… Close to Newport is a sprawling estate with blocks of flats in faded salmon pink and faded powder blue. Many windows are […]
Coventry
Whether it’s culture or chavness you want, you can experience it all in ‘Cov’. For the upwardly mobile *****, one can find them at MacDonald’s carpark on the Holyhead Rd, Sunday night; practicing burnouts, checking out each others engines, bass-boxes etc and racing the 1/4 mile from Officeworld roundabout to the lights at Safeways. Daytime […]
Cheltenham
A place of evil. If you are a **** tourist or a **** bounty hunter. I reccomend you to come to this place. It is famous for it’s beautiful spa’s but to others it is famous for it’s ‘infomous’ Hesters Way. The home to many ***** and ***** alike. Our beautiful town has been poisoned […]
Morecambe
Morecambe. A place where the only big-name shops are Tesco, Iceland and the ever-present Argos. Take a trip through the Arndale centre (the ‘classy’ shopping arcade) and you will see all the usual **** hangouts… discount fashion, discount shoes, off licenses and sweet shops for convincing Chardonnay to go to the Post Office accross the […]
ROMFORD
As a native of Romford its a shame i have to write this but what a ******* **** hole.years ago it wasnt that bad, half decent market,a couple of good cinemas and some not bad shops.Then not only did the ***** take over but the town planners became ***** as well.They first built the “dolphin […]
Harrow
Typical hang outs of ***** in harrow included the infamous Yates (ya get meh bruv), the ratio of ***** to nonchavs is roughly 200:0 which is truly shocking. Harrow bus station also attracts a lot of *****, whos habbits probally include shagging their sisters, and most likley mothers (alough this is unconfirmed) To go along […]
