Wellington is in the Telford area however it seems to be one of the center points for all townies. It’s a rubbish crappy old market town surrounded by poor estates such as the old parts of Leegomery, Hadley and Arelston. The infamous Gassworks Crew can often be found in pubs such as Porters trying to […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Walsall
Walsall lies somewhere or other in the West Midlands and its good people use the word “Kev” to describe a **** and “Shaz” to describe a ********. Where I live, on Jesson Road, a kev free area, luckily, leads on to round the corner where all the kevs live. There seems to be some kind […]
Braintree
I had the experience of returning to live in this town after living away for 5 years and was dismayed to see that the **** culture has increased by epic proportions. Braintree has always been renowned for ****** cockney wannabe ****, though I personally blame Freeport designer village. This shopping centre just outside town is […]
Woking rides again!!!
Woking! Christ in ****** napkins it’s the fetid drippings of the devils ****! Never has the human gene pool needed sieving so much as the chavtacular pond life that make up this rancid boil of a town which swirls round in it’s own cesspool of Sodom and Gomorrah on the outskirts of the M25. Once […]
Kingstanding, Birmingham, so much to answer for
Kingstanding as has previously been said by other correspondents is adistrict on the northern edge of Birmingham, sandwiched between rich **** heaven (Sutton Coldfield), Great Barr and Erdington. “Kingstanding Circle” is a massive traffic island with shops round it and has a very high cpsm (***** per square metre) count. Lots of cut price shops, […]
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Gillingham
The throbbing metropolis of Gillingham, now pronounced “Gill-i-num” was once a proud and well-to-do area where the local menfolk plied their trade and people were nice and friendly…….Until the filthy, ******, stenching,drossy **** was born. These ****** stains on the undercrackers of society now have the locals in fear for their lives. Never have the […]
Kings Lynn
Halfords Car Park Kings Lynn (Good venue to watch the local Police catch a **** “Doughnutting a car 20 minutes before his ban finishes”), also the bus station in the town centre which seems to be ChavMecca (Draws alot of ***** and ********* from the **** catchment areas of Spalding, Holbeach,Swaffham, Downham Market and Wisbech). […]
Burnt Oak
All the young scallywags with no money and no jobs hang out in this ****-hole called Burnt Oak. The most common baby name in the area is Watling, due to The Watling being the concieving capital of the world. If you’re 14 – 16 and you haven’t got a kid then you don’t belong in […]
High Wycombe- The Lair Of The Beast.
High Wycombe. Not the most cosmopolitan of towns, I’ll grant you; the highlight for the discerning tourist would be the famous and ever-so-fascinating High Wycombe chair museum. However, this town is very special. It is here you will find the missing link between apes and humans. Too long have scientists searched the Himalayas for clues […]
Cwmbran, S.wales
Okay so we’ve heard about Newport and Blackwood, but now to visit my home town of Cwmbran. Yes the place with the ‘largest’ shopping town in Wales .but if your waiting to catch a taxi home in the town late at night watch out. If you go into the depths of Asda carpark (yes asda) […]
Basildon
A hairy wart of a town in Essex that is primarily responsible for dragging the county down, at least more so than any other pile of concrete excretions for miles and miles around. Some of Basildon’s features and especially suburbs are truly on the same **** scale as any of the **** holes named and […]
Henley-on-Thames. Yes, surprising I know…
Now, this really is a lovely little town. Very affluent, nice people, nice area. BUT… There seems to be more and more ***** infiltrating the town by the day. Is is the fact that ‘Mini Afghanistan’ was created opposite the ‘Jet’ garage, or the fact that the delightful ‘gainsborough estate’ is now simply a slum […]
