Trowbridge is a small town of narrow minded conservatives who think that they are liberals. It is basically in the middle of no-where and thus the residents have to work hard to find entertainment. The majority of residents are ***** (or ‘townies’ as they are sometimes know). Of course, there are some people who are […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Weston – Super – Mare
Right, Where the hell do i start with Weston Super Mare? ***** and Weston go together like cheese and pickle or Bill and Ben! I truly believe, All the **** royalty live in weston! To be a **** here you must, for the boys, own a hideous car fully kitted up. The car must have […]
Crawley
Well let me tell you that in Crawley there must be something in the air, every pushchair you see has its own underaged muva attatched. Its like the newest accessory, as well as those ugly ***** looking things round their necks. What the hell! Those cheap clown things, now who on earth would honestly want […]
High Wycombe, yet again
I know you may be fed up with hearing about this dump, but i felt that I too, must tell the world about this disgraceful town. Situated 28 miles from London in Buckinghamshire, you wouldn’t think this town could be such a ********…… But it is! The only reason the ****** tory council/MP gets in […]
Doncaster (Donn-eh)
Next stop on the world tour of South Yorkshire is “Donn-eh” or as it is known in the queen’s english, Doncaster. Most people will have passed through this place at some point in there lives – they are the sensible ones! Waiting around to change trains in the train station is bad enough but if […]
Chatham
welcome to the wonderful “classy” town of chatham. the glorious home of the chatham ****. the clean and delightful place is full of such wonderfull ASSHOLES. 🙂 there such luvly people. shouting out ***** or ****** at each other and alwayz replying to the mating call off “omg im soo drunk” which consequents in the […]
Skegness… Why oh Why
Where do i start?… Where can you start in a place like skegness. ***** live there, ***** go on holiday there.. Skegness is some sort of holy ground where all ***** have to visit once in their life time, A strange burberry coloured pilgrimage but saying that **** fashions have changed since the time of […]
Whitehaven
Ah…good ol’ Whitehaven where ***** and proud mulletiers can be found to be standing side by side insulting anyone who dares to look up from the chewing gum carpet that is the pavement. Yes, we all love Whitehaven…that is why I am going to write a **** guide to a day out in the wonderful […]
Maidstone
Maidstone has long been the home of “Chavisim” with its sprawling council estates Parkwood, Tovil, Shepway and Mangravit to name but a few churning out generation after generation of ***** and Chavetts A stroll down the high street of Maidstone town center will quickly bring the inherent and ingrained level at which ***** have gripped […]
The Burberry Sun Shines Down On Portsmouth Town
Portsmouth – So good they named it. ONCE. A Bluffers Guide What can you say? IN THE NAVY Well its a naval town, so known that when an American boat is in the naval quarters of the disaffected local ********* fill up with discharged *****. ALCOHOL Either a) (Boys) You’ve had a few pints o […]
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Redditch
It is badly maintained, scruffy, delapidated, graffiti scribbled, and has no less than 3 Mc Donalds (one now closed and derelict). It has a soulless indoor shopping mall which is lined with nike, adidas, just do it, **** wearing trollops and lard arses. It has 2 ‘pound shops’. It has a war memorial which has […]
Colchester
The Apocalyptic End… and it doesn’t stop here!Colchester, the unlikely centre of Chavsville! With a dilapidated bus station best serve their loitering habit and numerous off licenses and Wheatherspoon Bars they have been served a mighty Capitol in which to stretch their ever-expanding hive of Burberry. I argue that an Essex accent is a potent […]
