The worst places to live in Britain
This is a definite **** town, being on the north yorkshire border with cleveland and basically being a human dumping ground for all the problem families that not even Middlesborough and Redcar can cope with. Popular spots for **** Sighting is the Town Square, Taberners Chippy, Zetland Estate and The Angel Pub, Loftus could perhaps […]
Read More… from Loftus, most families seem to be related and interbred
Yet another north west city I’m afraid. I was a student at Salford University for a year (failed the course so left thank goodness), and whenever you step out of the campus it’s like walking into Sarajevo. It’s the only place I know where some ***** (who hopefully have been strung up by their scrawny […]
Warrington has a population of 200,000 and at least 40% are certified ***** with the numbers still growing. I have spent several years studying this fascinating species and can now confirm that there are two distinct groups of scally in Warrington, the natural ***** and the wannabe ***** and my detailed study is outlined below. […]
Lancaster – Once a thriving city, famous for its cotton mills as well as the wealth created by it’s Georgian status as third busiest port in England after London and Bristol. The remnance of its prosperious past can still be seen in the elegance of the buildings which are present around the central regions of […]
long thought of as a pictoresque tourist location, canterbury is perhaps the hub of **** nation. No other town or city has ever made me feel so privilaged and well dressed! From the estates ridden with **** artefacts to the TK Max superstore this place deserves a mention. On any visit to the city centre […]
Here in Basingstoke ***** are more commonly known as townies, and are a right bunch of twats. In our school they set up there own smokers union, and almost got expelled. One guy has been suspended 16 times for kicking **** into ne one he can. They all sit around outside JD sports smoking. Then, […]
Nice to see that the ‘Bran has had a mention. For those who don’t know the area, Cwmbran, new town, is the result of a vision to create a massive sprawl of cramped housing & fill it with biffs, nobbers, do nowts & spongers ( plus a smattering of tidy folk….for the biffs to torment). […]
Otherwise known as Shittingbourne the wonderful **** ******** town is home to some of the nicest people who unfortunatly live in such a friendly area. the increasing number of our fellow kind are being seduced and converted by the contagious and interbreeding disease that is chavidom.the commonly known “******” are well known around the town. […]
I’m amazed that this town isn’t already on the site! The place most popular for ***** is the McDonalds drive-thru on the Leisure World site, in fact this place is full of chavsters. Leisure World has 2 bars (Hotshots and Jumping Jaks) and two clubs (both full of ***** in Hackett shirts). It is affectionally […]
Visit Trowbridge, a place Thomas Cook would describe as “Lively” a world of McDonalds sunday dinners, glass filled scotch eggs, the home of Isaac Pitman ( the inventor of shorthand don’t you know) and view **** wildlife in all its splendour Their natural habitat is the well renowned Snooker Club, see them perform a tribal […]
Townies, Kevs, ****** ***** and Tea Leafs.. all in Pitcher & Piano or Slug & lettuceRichmond… what can one say about this hive of bacchanalian debauchery? What was once a beautiful riverside suburban town is now being overrun by *****, ****** and spides. They seem to populate the pubs and bars (that used to be […]
This place must be the epitomy of chaville. If it had a town name sign standing (probably been torn down) it would say ‘Feltham – twined with poverty’.In this town people where their chavness with pride, the normal array of tattoo’d teenage mums, all with kids fathered by men of many different nations. They’ve torn […]
