My name is david attenborough and this is my guide to a trully misguided variant of the **** species. St Neots is the perfect maiting ground for what could be construde as a perfect natural environment for the lesser spotted **** with a drivers license. here the ***** natural maiting call is the: “AwIgHt LUv, […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Andover
It is truly terrifying that so many towns already exist on this site. But my friends until you see Andover, your real nadir hasn’t been witnessed. Fat stomachs pouring from hipsters and crop tops (with numerous metal adornments), Velour- VELOUR! at every corner, always stained. Hoop earings that your dog could jump through. Mothers who […]
Leicester
Leicester is ******** with these deformed mutant *****! they hang around the clock tower in the City centre and you see um strutting around our indoor shoping centres as if they are on a mission or they are some how important? they walk like John Travolta in Grease with the *****! whats that all about? […]
Scunthorpe
If Maccy Ds are the ****’s staple diet, what does that tell you about a town that boasts not one, not two but THREE of these gourmet eateries (not to mention two KFCs and dozens of other even lower-grade greasy spoons)? When I first stumbled across Chavtowns, I was astounded to find that Scunthorpe had […]
Preston
I have lived here in preston all my life and at 15 its starting to hit me how many scrots live here and the amount they are multiplying. I skate and all you ever here at the moment is awwwwwww…skater boy. yeah state the obvious why dont you as you look over and see a […]
frome – somerset – **** hole
isnt frome’s slogon…..Frome, its a wonderful place…dont be fooled… jesus christ. i only go to frome to get drumming equipment on the odd occasion or maybe even go to the cheese and grain for laugh and what do you see no doubt around every single corner?!…..a ******* **** with his girlfriend whos about 14 with […]
East Kilbride
South Lanarkshire, as a district, arguably constitutes the biggest geographical area inhabited, almost exclusively, by *****. Nevertheless, East Kilbride is the hub of South Lanarkshire and by this reasoning probably represents an international crime ridden epicentre. A government stimulated 1950s ‘new town’ (similar to Cumbernauld), East Kilbride represents all that is wrong with artificial urban […]
Shipley, West Yorkshire – It’s just dire
The Bradfordian author Robert Swindells once wrote a novel called ‘Brother in the Land’. Set in a post apocalyptic Shipley things looked pretty bleak. If you were to visit today you would be forgiven for thinking that this depressing tome is anything but a work of nonfiction. Shipley is a small nowhere town on the […]
Aldershot
Now.. for all those that have not visited Aldershot (or Aldershit) as otherwise known, you are lucky! Home of the British Army they call it, imagine a load of northern **** squaddies competing to shag the birds with the biggest earing hoops, and who stink of tench… on a good day. A local attraction, if […]
Wellingborough
A classic example of the ***** having woven themselves into the very fabric of a town and taking control from within. The local authorities relinquished power of Wellingborough in the mid nineties to the **** hoardes and have not returned since. What now remains is a veritable chavtopia, With a smelly shopping centre featuring all […]
worksop
firstly i must point out, this town is not your ordinary chavtown, this is the mecca of all *****, a 9ct argos goldmine for the underclass. worksop, its glory moments include being the home to lee westwood, no not the wigga off of radio1, thats tim westwood, but lee westwood, the **** golfer. you wouldn’t […]
Easingwold
Easingwold is a small chaver town 13 miles from York, this place has a large number of ****’s, they congregate at a local gathering spot usually referred to as ‘Down Town’ this is in the market place. There are many groups of ****’s, there is one particular group called the ‘tom ball’ group, There is […]
