If Billy Butlin had a crystal ball back in 1936 when the Butlins camp at skegness opened i’m sure the man would have found alternative uses for his money – developing the condom or the low cost airline way ahead of its time perhaps??? i had the misfortune to work there myself a few summers […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Loughborough
You name it, Loughborough probably has it. *****, don´t ya just hate them. And they have ******** our town like a filthy plague that nobody can do anything about. These disgraceful ******* have ruined everything that was once good about the place. Old people can no longer stride with confidence through their retirement area, as […]
Shepton Mallet
Stuck in the middle of nowhere ( or Somerset as it is sometimes known) is a small market town called Shepton Mallet ( affectionately know as **** & Smell It ) . Like every other towns it has it’s own **** community, with the lads in their oversized baggypants trousers, michelin-man like coats, the odd […]
Portsmouth – just gets better!
There’s already a few entries about my joyous, beautiful and not-at-all grimy hometown on here, but i think its important to draw attention to one vital aspect of extreme ****-dom that no-one else has…pompey dots! Not micro dots or polka dots oh no. Pompey dots are what the mainly male (but some female) ***** in […]
Reading
This place is a **** hole. From the high street crammed with every chain pub you could imagine to the high street being filled with blokes with their shirts off as soon as the sun shines. Take Primark for example. A huge **** filled “I can buy a shirt innit for £5.00. Vats worf it […]
Bishop’s Stortford
this isn’t quite a **** town just yet, but is pretty dam close. it’s just up the road (the m11) from ‘Arlow which i think says a lot, and it seems that the impoverished youths of the town are beginning to get a Harlow influence. they all seem to hang out down the mulitplex these […]
Cardiff (Pronounced: Cerrrdiffff) is definitely the underbelly of Wales
Cardiff is definitely the **** centre of wales. They live in many areas such as Ely, Fairwater, Bute Town, Grangetown, St. Mellons and Riverside. It is virtually impossible to drive around the city and NOT spot groups of ***** with their Barried up cars ‘jammin’ with their ‘bro’s’, ‘homies’ and ‘hoe’ *********. These barried up […]
Read More… from Cardiff (Pronounced: Cerrrdiffff) is definitely the underbelly of Wales
HMYOI Warren Hill, Suffolk – ChaValhalla
Although it’s not a town; HMYOI Warren Hill is a condensed and fetid stew of 15 to 18 year old ***** from far and wide. They wear their prison issue button-up shirts with the collar standing. They sport their prison issue jeans dropped down halfway down their arses so that the crutch hangs between their […]
Swansea
Has anyone ever been to a small ‘seaside’ town of Swansea?? Well trust me, if you have, you wouldn’t remember it because the experience would have traumatised you for life, and it would now permanently be blocked from your memory! I’m not talking bout anything life-threatening (although don’t be surprised if it was)….just the fact […]
Burton Upon Trent
Heart of the brewing industry! A mass breeding centre for *****.Novas merrily vomiting out the buggers by the score!The Octigan Centre seems to be a holding pen for the young *****,often pushing **** charriots containing a mini *****!**** breeding starts VERY early,generally at break/dinner time in a **** school(just another holding pen).Alas,I’ve seen….wrinkly ***** too!Clanking […]
The Elephunt and Castle (again)
This fine piece of 1960’s or 70’s housing and shopping for the working class was a worthy endevour once! I don’t suppose when they built it they knew that it would be a magnet for the filthiest sorts of **** **** (scientific name: Chavascumus). On Friday Night it has been said the streets are paved […]
Kettering (Ghettoring)
Well, kettering is a stinky little stinkhole in northants, and over the past year the **** population has risen dramatically. The majority of said **** are below the age of 16, yet prowl the streets lokking for fights, or cider, or people to buy them cigarettes or whatever. Their local “haunts” include ******* out outside […]
