The worst places to live in Britain
This is the prime **** breeding ground for South West Hertfordshire and Watford. The town must be occupied by around 200,000 people and there is no secondary school, as the previous ones kept being burnt down too often. Junior Chaves are therefore bused (on Chavmobiles) by the council to schools in the surrounding areas and […]
Despite sky high property prices/rents and the presence of many media luvvies, Kentish Town is one of London’s true ****-itats. Not many high streets can boast an Iceland, a Greggs, a Maccy D, a Woolworths, a jobcentre, several bookies, numerous kebab shops, a Cash Coverter and a jeweller/pawnbroker selling clown pendants, Arsenal rings and other […]
I grew up in this suburb of Birmingham, which wasn’t to bad till i left in 1996. Went through there on the 966 bus the other week from Chelmsley Wood to Sutton. A load of say 15 ***** got on at Tesco by Castle Bromwich, there was two bus inspectors just asking people kindly where […]
rainham is one of the many small towns in the delightful south east county of kent. this small town is divided into lots of districts e.g parkwood,wigmore,Lower Rainham and many more. each small district of rainham has is made up of its own **** majority population. and also each district is equipt with its own […]
Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Chesham. Ahh, what a town. The churches, the charity shops, the park, the fields – a wonderful place to live were it not for the *********** (to put it politely) that comes in the form of those ever so delightful ***** (Kevs in this area). They do the usual of course, wear […]
Another well scary trip to Telford, (the only safest place is Waterstones I find, as ***** are illiterate). I park my car in Brown Elm car park, (next to the DIY superstore) and walk towards the shopping malls…BUT first, you have to pass the ****-hole known as Spencer’s Arcade, a nasty little indoor market type […]
The epicentre for ***** and all things cheap and tacky. The place where one has to seek refuge inside from the less than fresh, cigarette smoke filled air which hangs over the town like a cloud. Lard ****, tattooed women wearing their mandatory clown necklaces, large, gold hooped earrings, purchased from the cut price jewellers […]
This is surely the first foreign town to appear on chavtowns, and although there are subtle differences in the french and english *****, I am sure that you will accept these buffoons in to the **** fold… Strasbourg, heart of the European **** community. It is from here that new **** resolutions are drawn up […]
This souless suburb of Reading, Caversham should really be called Chaversham as it’s simply ******** with fake Burberry cap wearing, cheap lager drinking, neon-lighted Nova driving, protruding lower lip, “whatchoo lookin’ at?” *****. If you thought that incest was only rife in backwater village communities, then think again. The council seem to have a habit […]
What can you say? The town that made **** a way of life. Ginger fright-wigs, Kappa tracksuits and Celtic tops are everywhere, and that is just at the weddings and funerals. The only town that can bost that it has price-wars between Aldi and Lidl, and Elizabeth Duke offer interest-free finance. On the positive side, […]
Where do i begin? Hayes is a suburb situated in Middlesex. I probably don’t need to say alot as it is the birth place (or at least initial establishment) of one of the most infamous **** crews out there, the Hayez Squad. Although many towns have ***** between the ages of 14-19 years (after this […]
Having recently been voted one of the worst places to live by a certain national tabloid, Winchester is keen to make sure it lives up to this (un)enviable reputation by getting as many of the **** fraternity into it as possible. The main place to hang out during the day is down by the Cathedral […]
