Spain. Favourite holiday haunt each summer for many britons. Home to great weather, beautiful cities such as madrid, barcelona, seville, attractive women, and friendly welcoming locals….. right??? Cultured people know to avoid the costa del britannia and the canary islands. Add Badajoz to that list. Badajoz borders portugal and visited there while on a coach […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Harlow
This has to be the biggest hole in Essex. I swear, one look and all the teenage single mums from all over the shop come running to claim off the state. If you can get through the Harvey centre without encountering some drugged up, 14 year old tart, *** in mouth, pushing her screaming brat […]
Blackpool
Ahhh…Blackpool. Sunny glorious Blackpool. Where the gulls pitch and soar, the pigeons coo, and numerous local ‘characters’ attempt to sell you rag mags for some fictitious ‘college’. If this college did indeed exist, then it would surely be entitled Blackpool & Fylde **** Finishing School. Ladies and gentlemen, I am utterly appalled that Blackpool has […]
Harlow
This is the worst town i have ever had the misfourtune to reside in! Not only is the town overun by ***** but it seams that it was actually designed by them! For example, the train station is a 15min walk from the town centre to which there are only buses during the weekday rush […]
Watford (again)
Like most of the **** towns here, the favourite **** hangout is outside the McDonalds, on the High Street/King Street juction. This is handy for the **** shopping Mecca opposite – the Harlequin centre, where the ********* swarm on a Saturday afternoon. Don’t know about other towns’ *****, but the Watford variety are all skinny […]
Coalville, the delightful Jimmy Dean’s
ive posted this town before and mentioned something of this nightclub too. about a year ago i was involved in an incident where a group of local scratters decided they would kick the **** out of me n my bro. charges were pressed and in the last year we have heard them bragging about this […]
Gillingham
My Grandparents unfornately live just outside Gillingham so I am a frequent visitor of this **** town. Words can do no justice to how bad this place really is, the town centre actually scares me a bit. There are so many ***** that sometimes i feel like the minority just because fake burberry and velour […]
Wakefield
Wakefield, the city of *****. A city steeped in medieval history and famous as ‘the merrie city’ **** central occurs on Sunday mornings in particular where the wakefield market is a magnet for burberry shell suit cladded ***** looking for a deal. The more descerning ******** sporting a Tommy Hellfinger top and parading around with […]
Weston-super-Mare
Once a genteel holiday spot for Victorian bathers taking the sea air, Weston has now sadly succumbed to an unprecedented level of *********. I was born in this town and it almost makes me weep to think of how the invading hoards have dragged it down to their grubby, soulless, monosyllabic level. I don’t know […]
Epworth, near Scunthorpe
‘Near Scunthorpe’? More like a suburb of the human-rat-******** place. Don’t believe anyone who says Epworth is the nice part of Scunny, it’s just a **** country retreat. Hidden away in those oh-so-glamorous identikit estate houses is the greasy beating heart of true scummers. The place is full of the kind of people who aspire […]
Taunton
Seems Taunton has got more and more ****** as the last 10-15 years has gone. They all seem to shop for clothes in Sports Soccer which has made Donnay the fashion for said ***** round here along with those godawful cheap gold/silver neck chains handily available from Argos. Burger King and McDonalds seem to have […]
Accrington
Known to most people only because of a football team and an old milk advert featuring a couple of Scouse kids, the once thriving Lancashire mill town of Accrington is now, quite frankly, a ****-ridden wasteland. For a town of just over 30,000 people, it has a disproportionate number of dodgy areas: Lower Antley, Fern […]
