In my many years of working around the country I have never encountered somewhere so chavved-up as Kidderminster (Worcestershire). Unfortunately I happen to work in a building above the local “Social” so a **** is never far away. The police are called at least once a week when a **** is refused their “giro” and […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
All of Lambeth!!!!!!
As I work for the council I get to visit some really ****** **** holes and **** their pest infestations (not them how ever much i ask my boss). So anyway I’m sitting back at HQ with a cup of tea and a danish and we get a phonecall from big Ed saying he needs […]
Reading (Plebbing)- A drinking ****’s wet dream!
I once saw Reading described as “A town set in amongst the rolling green hills of the Thames Valley, with the River Thames nestling its way through nearby Caversham.” Anyone from Reading knows this is complete rubbish. If you wish to visit this town, I would suggest you read my view on my hometown. It […]
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Stevenage
Fame Two films – Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Boston Kickout – were set in Stevenage and don’t exactly paint it in a favourable light. Ian Poulter, the golfer who wears stupid trousers, also comes from Stevenage, although he’s so proud of his roots he now prefers to say that he was born […]
Barmouth and adjoining coastline
I last visited this town 10 years ago, quite a nice quaint backwater sort of place. Last week was a different story. I would say that the ***** were in such abbundance that surely other **** watchers in towns around the UK noticed a slight reduction of numbers in their town. THEY WERE ALL HERE. […]
Plymouth (Plymuff)
Yes, Plymouth has been talked about before and yes, most of it is true. ***** are crawling all over the town and making life pretty piss poor for decent people. My story is as follows. A good friend of mine worked at one of the two crematoria located in this fine city. On this day […]
Eastleigh
Eastleigh sits on the northmost border of Southampton and is the **** capital of England. Twinned with Chavville USA, Eastleigh is a true armpit of a town! Regular coach trips to the twin town were set up but then cancelled until someone could work out why the bus kept sinking. The usual array of crack […]
Blackpool – Redux
Barra has written a fine article on this hellhole, but being a nit-picker I should point out that I nominated this dump on 7th July. I mentioned in my previous article that I was being forced to re-visit this pit of Chavdom again this year, and while the unhappy memories are fresh in my mind […]
Manor, Sheffield
So where do i start with the Manor. An area that has already got a reputation for Chavsters up and down the land. The reason for this is the Traffic Cops programme on BBC1 which whenever it was wants to show an example of a hair-raising car chase, or the consequences of car crime then […]
Cambridge
Cambridge is “posh”, right? Internationally-famous seat of learning, high-tech research and development businesses, middle-class leafy avenues? Well, yes, but travel a mere mile from the historic centre in a number of directions, and it is as ****** as anywhere else in the UK! Cambridge ***** live in one of a number of ghastly estates on […]
Cannock (Again)
Cannock used to be a lovely little market town. A mix of country folk and hard working coal miners. It is now becoming the **** cess pit of Staffordshire. Venture into town on any afternoon and you will see the scutters of society sitting outside Weatherspoons ( Once a very useful Ironmongers, now a hive […]
Blackburn
Blackburn, its full of them, full of the little FAke Burburry wearing, three stripe hogging, socks in pants scrubbers and Rockport wearing ****. Yes I used the word FAKE as in Blackburn the ***** are so Downmarket they wear fake stuff they don’t drive Souped up Saxos they prefer to go for the good old […]
