Having lived in this seemingly peaceful & quaint seaside town all my life it seems like a relaxing place to live. However, & obviously, there is another side to this story. The Ramsgate tourist board pride itself on having a Royal Harbour. So. Who the **** wants to see it? Essentially it’s just a just […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Buckingham
Buckingham is a small market town about 15 miles from that renowned concrete anthill, Milton Keynes. To the untrained eye, it seems like a rather lovely place to live – old buildings devoid of 1960s brutalism, two supermarkets, lots of little indie shops etc. But the only thing that’s good about it…is not living there. […]
millbrook
well .. what can we say about millbrook .. its a delightful place especially with the 14 year old pregnant girls don the corner shop asking for **** and booze for the babys of course .. nah wnt be too harsh … but if totton and lordshill are ***** then what the **** does that […]
Wadebridge – The Poor man’s Padstow
If you have ever payed a visit to North Cornwall then the chances are you have stopped in a town called Wadebridge. Situated roughly about 8 miles or so from it’s closest enemy Padstow (a name which when mentioned around Wadebridge is usually accompanied by a spit on the ground) Wadebridge boasts several shops from […]
Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere
Right then, where to begin. By being neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere so we get the **** from the outlying villages rolling in (Stoke, Martock, Tintinhull, im looking at you all) and by being a town where all there is to do is grow old and by cheap cider, its a perfect […]
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Bury, Lancs
On the surface Bury seems an ok town until you spend any length of time there. The town is full of **** scroats who are incapable of social skills on any level and blatantly uneducated. This is in reference to individuals let alone when you see the whole family together – its like the stages […]
St Helens
Never have I ever came across a town as ******, horrible and bitter as St Helens. They do everything in their power to try and be scouse, and fail miserably due to their downright disgraceful accent and their awful dress sense. Dirty Kappa trainers, Gola Trackies, Mckensie, Henleys, Hi-Tech. Name any awful make, I can […]
Bradford (where do I start?)
Bradford, West Yorkshire. Population 501,700 (the vast majority of which are *****, Asian drug dealers and partially disabled alcoholics on benefits). Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be enough words available in the English language to emphasise what a complete and utter f*****g s**t-hole this place really is. Apparently Bradford is the sixth largest city in […]
Liverpool is socially in decline
On the surface, many rants about Liverpool seem simplistic: scallies causing more than their fair share of trouble, a general lack of respect between younger and older generations, the prevalence of drug and alcohol addiction – all of these on the surface seem like a recipe for a terrible place to live: but the problem […]
Carr Vale (Bolsover)
Carr vale is a small village in the borough or Bolsover. This is one of 2 main places where ***** come from in Bolsover, the other being the ‘whimps’. It is said by many residents that the house are sliding down the hill, this is backed up by the fact that many residents are unable […]
Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’
Romford is commonly referred to as ‘**** town’ and i’ve heard that a number of times when people have asked me where i’m from. The thing is, it’s hard to dislike Romford – it’s a slice of fried gold next door to Dagenham and gangster paradise Ilford. But, it’s notorious for a lot of really […]
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Hailsham, East Sussex (****-vil)
UPDATED from http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/2004/12/hailsham-east-sussex/ This town must be the birhtplace of the ****!!! Why??? We have known the “****” word for ages…decades in fact…..it has always been an insult to be called a **** and many a fight has broken out because of it……. Hailsham is very near to Eastbourne, but in terms of **** development…….Hailsham […]
