Taunton

Taunton is a must for any dedicated **** Spotter. Somerset’s main town should not be mistaken for a cultural hub of shopping/market activity. Delve below the surface and this town is a filthy breeding ground for the Greater Spotted ****. Don’t bother going to the town centre to **** spot (though if you do, Pound […]

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Stockport

Stockport: Officially Not Far From Manchester. They used to make hats in the town. In fact, the origin of the phrase ‘mad hatter’ is from when workers contracted mercury poisoning from chemicals used in the process. I can only assume it polluted the gene pool too. The only hats to be seen in Stockport nowadays […]

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Wallington, Surrey

Nestled peacefully between **** paradises of Sutton and Croydon, Wallington has heaps of pondlife who lose their way between the two and haven’t got the wit to find their way out again. As the traffic thunders through the main road of Wallington, many delightful young people (who have obviouslky taken ages getting themselves dressed – […]

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Chichester

More often known as ‘Shitchester’, this has to be one of the weirdest places to live. Here the ***** sometimes speak with plums in their mouths but still get their leggings, sportsgear etc at hargreaves sports. They like to pick on anyone with an education, who wasn’t born in the town, or who is not […]

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Sutton

I really can’t believe that Sutton hasn’t yet been included before on this site! But then again, seeing as the place is ******** with trackie-bottom wearing no-marks, perhaps there are not many in this sarf London backwater that are too unhappy with chavdom! Let’s start at the bottom of the barrel … or Matalan as […]

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Chingford

Chingford, home of Walthamstow Dogs, Chingford Hall Estate and unfortunately myself. Come Saturday night ‘the dogs’ open and all the ***** rush for the popular entrance ‘only £3 blood’. A wide range of **** here, the Essex mum **** who hold one of her babies in arm, betting slips in other, with the other little […]

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