As a youngster, I remember the ex-mining town of Eastwood with fond memories. The birthplce of DH Lawrence and the local market as far as the eye could see with quality products….at affordable prices. Around 8 years ago this picture started to become a distant dream. The market changed and Iceland and Farmfoods, had a […]
Category: United Kingdom
The worst places to live in Britain
Great Yarmouth – mecca for **** holidays!
Great Yarmouth not only supports the highest concentration of ***** in East Anglia, but it is also the number 1 mecca for **** holidaymakers! They bring down their whole bloody **** family, Kev, Shaz and the usual 8 babies … Madison, Courtney, Brooklyn, Dean, Tracey, Kev Junior, Kev Junior 2 and they ran out of […]
ABERDEEEEEEEEEN
I am soo surprised Aberdeen has not had a previous mention so here goes! On entering Aberdeen you would think the ***** (or bams as we like to call them) have not quite taken over the city centre ..yet. In thinking this you would be badly mistaken. Take a walk to a number 17 or […]
Stockton-On-Tees (Sin City)
Stockton-On-Tees, the piss soaked pants of Teesside. The streets are paved with **** in this lovely town. Stockton can boast the widest high street in the UK as well as being the birth place of the inventor of the friction match. In 1989 “The Mall” nightclub was voted the best nightclub in the UK. Now […]
Words fail me when it comes to describe Peterlee
Peterlee is wonderful. Words fail me when it comes to describe Peterlee. Affectionately known as ‘Mexico City’ because of the avant-garde architecture on the housing estates. Every single house has a sky dish bolted on the side. None works legitimately, everyone is on the fiddle/thieve/drug dealing. You can get virtually anything you want in this […]
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Strasbourg, Alsace Lorraine
Alsace Lorraine has more to offer us than the humble quiche. In the bustling city of Strasbourg the sights and sounds reminiscent of the cosmopolitan lifestly you might expect, are filthied on every corner, by the burgeoning underclass of France. ***** and ********* can be seen all over the city, thanks in part, to the […]
North of Scotland -****-free zone
Having had many holidays in the far north of Scotland (that’s Inverness and further north) I am asking two questions: – where are the *****? – am I blind? Help! My observations based on many holidays in the wonderful far north are that ***** don’t seem to get there. Reasons? Some are obvious -not many […]
Craven Arms
Key **** watching locations include the Harry Tuffin megastore, the railway station and the bench outside the old Midland Bank. Craven Arms is of great professional interest to the chavologist, as it is an example of a settlement which is only at Stage One of the Chavtown Life Cycle. Despite the influence of emissaries from […]
Hull
Even thought Kingston upon Hull is one of the top ten largest Cities in England most people are lucky enough not to know it exists. Hull is a City made up almost entirely of Council Estates and as such must have the country’s highest concentration of ****, a short drive around the City (Windows up […]
Gateshead hosts some of the finest run down council estates in the NE
Gateshead, home of the Angel of the North, Metro Centre and gateway to Newcastle. It hosts some of the finest run down council estates in the North East and a wealth of Netto and Happy Shoppers. A perfect breeding place for the new generation of Charvas and their Charvettes. As you see 15 year old […]
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Telfords fungus like infection of Shropshire
Telford is by far one of the worst towns in England for *****, scallies or as the people of Shropshire call them, Telfs. I myself live in the ‘picturesque’ village of Albrighton placed firmly between the newly made city of Wolverhampton and the HOLE that is Telford. I have noted the messages left on this […]
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Middlesbrough (Teesside)
Middlesbrough is the largest town of the postindustrial favela that was Cleveland. The town centre is relatively clean with your usual retailers and the second worst university in England. The bulk of the students are obnoxious southerners who couldn’t cut it at a proper seat of learning. Once you venture further from the nucleus of […]
