Well here we go, to compliment my earlier reports on the towns of Huntingdon and St Neots I give you the last of the 3 dumps in the ‘Chavtown Triangle’……..Bedford – and believe me, i’ve saved the worst ’till last… Let’s start with the town centre and that long time favourite haunt of the local […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Chasetown
Ahhh, Chasetown. This place really is home to the ****, stig, bazza etc. Currently a great place for the spotting of the **** is the bowling green. Now when the schools are out (so the 20 something ***** can spend more time with their 14 year old girlfriends) and the days are hot you can […]
Haworth – near Keighley & Bradford
Haworth, home of the Brontes, the famous literary family. Japanese tourists flock here to see the Bronte Parsonage (ahhh Blontees). Other tourists flock here to visit the famous cobbled main street, with olde worlde tea shops, pubs and cottages, ride on the steam railway and take a scenic walk on the moors. Sounds nice doesn’t […]
brownhills, walsall
brownhills is a small village/town that is unfortunate to be inhabited by a growing population of ***** or as they are known around there kevs. the biggest hang out is the local ‘offy’ or off licence. they hang in groups of between 2-30 people and often share a can between at least 5 a time. […]
Redhill
I must have done something pretty ghastly in a previous life because, having survived three years working in the ****-ridden cesspit that is Croydon I am now commuting 90 minutes each way every ******* day to the ****-ridden cesspit that is Redhill. Set in otherwise passable countryside, Redhill is a festering sewer of a town. […]
Bexhill, East Sussex
This town is so bad I moved to another **** hotspot, Keighley, West Yorkshire. It used to be said that the Cinque Port Towns were full of old biddies and old money. This is still true but to a much lesser extent, because as there is no real employment there, the only two options are […]
Consett, typical example of a failed regeneration area
Once a thriving steel town, Consett is now a typical example of a failed regeneration area. I had the misfortune to visit friends living there, on a bank holiday weekend. With an overabundance of pubs and nightclubs crammed together in a small area, the favourite Consett pastime is to start a fight at closing time, […]
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Bracknell is a dump… need i say more?
Where do i start? Bracknell, the home of *****, ranging from the hideous town centre to the sprawled council estates which make up this no.1 chavspot. I don’t know if many of you know bracknell, but it’s situated in the royal county of Berkshire located near the affluent areas of Wokingham and Windsor. Bracknell is […]
Lowestoft (Low’stuf)
Workington is the armpit of Cumbria
Ah, I have noticed that an esteemed person has already noted Workington for its chavtasticness. Well, I think that it is my duty to the world to add to this. Simply Workington is the c**v armpit of Cumbria. Everyone knows that, they all congregate in their c**v-mobiles ever weekend by the bowling alley which is […]
Harlow
I know you’re thinking “what else could I gain from reading another article on Harlow?”, but trust me there is more. For a start, I’m not sure how many other towns could claim to have adverts warning of ASBOs on their bus services. The local authorities claim that only seven of these orders have been […]
Rickmansworth (hertfordshire)
Rickmansworth, never heard of it? Good, not many have, and its better it stays that way. Its a local town, for local people. Or, recently, a local town for *****. They began appearing in numbers a couple of years ago, during rumours that a Mcdonalds was going to be built there. The Mcdonalds building was […]
