Affectionately known as the “ ******** of Derbyshire! Ironville really personifies the **** image. For as long as I remember this tiny village has been as rough as a bag of hammers, with a teenage population that clearly shows that the majority of inhabitants in the mid to late eighties had no TV sets. As […]
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The worst places to live in Britain
Billingham
Built in the shadow of a large chemical factory, the cloud of violently toxic air around Billingham may explain the disproportionate number of ***** in such a small town. They breed in a corner of John Whitehead Park and pop out of little eggs that have a Fila logo on the side. Even the dogs […]
Charlton / Woolwich
Warning: avoid Woolwich at all costs, avoid Greenwich Peninsula shopping centre in New Charlton after Trisha finishes. As Chavham is the centre of the **** universe its only natural for them to multiply outward from this point. The population of these ****** continues to increase and they are spreading westward along the Thames. The swarm […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
Halesowen
I have lived in Halesowen for nearly 2 years and it seemed a nice place. Then I made the mistake of goping into the town centre, which I found out is buzzing with a hive of *****. There is everything a **** could want, post office(giro) supercigs(lamberts)and a wetherspoons(piss beer). In the heart of ‘The […]
Gloucester
Gloucester is undoubtedly one of the ********* places I’ve ever had to live. For anyone thinking of visiting, I’ve compiled a list of **** locations and habits, to help you prepare and maybe avoid the worst bits. **** haunts You can find ***** anywhere and everywhere in Gloucester, although they seem to avoid some of […]
Medway – Breaking News
Strictly speaking, not a town, but a raggle-taggle group of towns that are the heart of Chavdom. Local papers have this week reported that the Medway towns are suffering from their worst *********** of ***** for many years. They put it down to recent warmer winters leading to heightened ********** amongst the **** community. Apparently, […]
Havant
Havant, near Pompey, and you may as well include Leigh park in that as they’ve merged into ****-central. Wanna buy some bling, gotta get a sovereign ring ?, Well Havant is your place, secondhand jewellers and pawn shops are the most common shops there. Wanna eat ? McDonalds is your place. Wanna fight ? Pick […]
Tonbridge: where ***** and toffs come face-to-face
Sat merrily on the River Medway, this is the town that spawned Royal Tunbridge Wells – itself a new town built in the style of Milton Keynes on the site of some polluted stream in 1958. However, worryingly Tonbridge too has a bit of a **** problem. This despite an influx of young non-***** moving […]
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Grimsby
Well, what can I say first of all other than I am shocked Grimsby is not already mentioned (apart from it’s link with Sunny old Scunny). This town is the laughing stock of the whole Lincolnshire/Humberside area, if not the country. Yes, it’s been slated in terms of the football media for the diobolical Grimsby […]
The tragically run down town of Alfreton
A simple hop, step and a jump into the county of Derbyshire and you will stumble across the tragically run down, tiny town (or ‘taaaarn ‘as the yocals know it) of Alfreton. Its not a coincidence that everyone looks the same, apparently Alfred, the first man who dared to step foot into the darkest depths […]
Crawley
I was relieved to see that this southern gem (affectionately referred to as “the armpit of the south”) was not overlooked by your site, but am perplexed as to why the person writing the article would neglect to mention the accolades Crawley has gained. While most ***** consider a fight to be anything ranging from […]
